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Elvis and the Slippery Turd
by Jamal River and Chris Stangl.
See Jamal and Chris on stage.
Jamal: Woah! You smell a bit bad today, Chris!
Chris: Hey, folks, here's a bit of interesting trivia!
(Chris farts)
Jamal: Yeah, that's interesting. (Jamal cuts off Chris' thumb and sticks it up Chris' bum.)
Chris: Woah! I wish I'd thought of that! That's great, Jamal!
Jamal: Thanks, but I can't take the credit. (Farts into a glass of urine.)
Chris: Oh?
Jamal: Nope, that little gag was invented by... (Farts into a glass of urine)
Chris: By?...
Jamal: By... (looks at audience and dramatically announces) Elvis and the Slippery Turd!!!! (Pause. Farts into a glass of urine. Pause. Chris squeals with delight. Lights down.)
"Elvis and the Slippery Turd" debuted September 4, 1998, performed by Jamal River and Chris Stangl.
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