The Groaner
By: Pookman
Bold: Guy 1
Reg: Guy 2
Lights up.
{Drags foot behind him to the stage} Ok, so I heard this joke about a chicken. It seems that the it crossed a road. No, wait, I mean, Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dude! What the hell do you think you’re doing? Everyone knows that the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side! It’s the first joke most people learn. Above all that, it’s a shitty and stupid joke to begin with.
Well excuse my lame attempt at humor.
Lights down.
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"The Groaner" debuted April 13, 2001, performed by Pookman and Steve Heuertz.
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