By: Pookman
Lights up.
There's only one problem with having a penis that I've ever been able to isolate. Consider the word. Penis. Starts with a "P." From this I have extracted and invaluable theory. A penis is only good for two things; both of which also begin with a "P." They are, in order of importance, pissing and procreating. That's all. Nothing more. There are no other uses for a penis. No other good ones, anyway. You can use it as a coat hanger, but it hurts like hell. Still, some people think that there is a third "P" involved. This would be penetration. Now, I have serious problems with anal sex. Straight guys, if you're making love to woman, please explain to me why you feel the need to use the back door when there's a perfectly good orifice made for fucking less than two inches away. Some people use the rationalization that it's tighter and therefore more enjoyable. So fucking what? Wrap some duct tape around your dick and call it a day. I live by a strict and logical philosophy, if I wanted shit on my dick, I'd be gay. I've got nothing against homosexuals and their shitty dicks; I just don't want one of my own. Call me pragmatist, but it just makes sense to me. Butt fucking is just plain sick and wrong, kind of like vegetarianism. Now, blow jobs on the other hand....
Lights out.
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"The Problem with a Penis" debuted February 16, 2001, performed by Pookman.
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