"Aaylah Ugly No Bear Baby"
Written by Jake Livermore, John Henry Muller, and Paul Rust
Orel Hershiser and Danny Tartubal, two film critics, meticulously explain their reviewing scale of 1-10. This lasts for a good four minutes.
Michele enters.
MICHELE: Hey, guys, I just saw "Clan of the Cave Bear."
DANNY: What’d you think of it?
OREL: On a scale of one to ten?
MICHELE: It was an 11!
Orel and Danny scream in horror.
BLACKOUT.
"Aaylah Ugly No Bear Baby"
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"Aaylah Ugly No Bear Baby" debuted November 9, 2001, performed by Paul Rust, Jake Livermore, Michele Thompson
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