MATT: (sitting in chair). Good heavens who could that be? (opens door) Is it a tele-gram?

ANDY: No! It's a kill-o-gram! (shoots finger gun). You know what I came for, where is it?

MATT: The kill-o-jewel? No! You shan't take it!

ANDY: I shall! (shoots finger gun).

MATT: Fine! (hands over 'jewel'). But tell me who sent you!

ANDY: The kill-o-leader! (exit).

MATT: According to my kill-o-meter, usage of bad puns has increased dramatically. the kill-o-leader is...

JASON: (enter). It is I! The PUNisher!

MATT: The Punisher? But I thought you were sworn to punish those who use bad puns.

JASON: I was, but then you told me that my name was a pun, and showed me that I am that which I despise.

MATT: And for that reason you resorted to crime?

JASON: Correct! It was your quest for good that ultimately cause you to suffer the loss of your kill-o-jewel!

MATT: Oh the bitter, bitter irony! (punches self in stomach).

(PUNisher punches self in crotch repeatedly).