MATT: (in very serious tone) I've been reading the No Shame Message Boards a lot lately. It's getting sorta boring with all the fighting on there. (now as a bad comedian) In fact, I'll bet that you could say I'm... BORED with it. I'm BORED with the BOARDS. (Laugh). I'm bored with The No Shame Message Boards. I'll bet the No Shame Board, as in the people in the front row here, I'll bet they're bored with the arguing too. The BOARD is BOARD with the BOARDS!! (Laughs).

JASON: (enters, speaks as a super hero) Hello, I am the PUNisher. I PUNish all those who overuse bad puns. Hence my name... The PUNisher!

MATT: (confused) But your name is itself a bad pun.

JASON: (pained) Oh! The bitter, bitter irony! (Punches self in crotch).