There once was a girl, with whom I did flirt

Myself I was shy, she an extravert

I was cautious at first, didn’t want to get hurt

But also weary of being left with my dick in the dirt

From my longings for her, my attention would not avert

These desires - so strong, though my voice - inert

Then from nowhere "I love you" my voice did blurt

And no sooner did she reply so curt

That she too had feelings that could not find words

These cravings no longer did we both desert

We dined at a restaurant beyond the outskirts

Then back to her place for some sensual dessert

I removed her blouse and undershirt

Then carefully did I my Frankfurt insert

But in this domain was I nay an expert

Excited was I and promptly did squirt

She went to the sink to wash off her skirt

Needless to say did this appall and disconcert

Our future together this act would surely subvert

Though I think something else caused her love to divert

At this time I realized just what she preferred

Alas, male that I am, I made her convert

"A Sonnet" debuted October 29, 1999, performed by Aaron Galbraith.

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