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A metaphor is like a simile By: Aaron Galbraith LIGHTS ARNOLD Somebody left the window open to my heart. It rained all night and soaked my aortal carpet right through. WILLIS It was I that left the window open to his heart. But he deserved it. He walked right in through the front door of my soul without taking his shoes off and tracked mud all over the core of my being. ARNOLD But it was he that left the seat to my spirit up so that when I entered the stall of zealousness to relieve my sentient being I fell in. WILLIS That may be, but I recall a certain someone who forgot to lock the doggie door to their inner beast and let it jump up on all their quintessential neighbors. ARNOLD Quintessential neighbors who come to the block barbecue without bringing anything and never return your garden tools all summer. WILLIS Garden tools that I needed to mend the wounds bestowed on my soul by you. ARNOLD It appears that the window to my heart will now be locked indefinitely, and the chia pet that rests on its window sill will continue to grow until one day it is ready to blossom again. WILLIS And on that day the canary of my essence will sing for you. And the doves of my soul will be released to fly away and rejoice in your fortune. LIGHTS
"A metaphor is like a simile" debuted March 26, 1999, performed by Aaron Galbraith and James Horak.
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