KEY:
Author(s) - Title - (Performers, if known)
1) Jamal River - Mose Hayward and the Wonderful Smell[SOURCE: order as posted on ISCA by Dan Brooks]
2) Sarah Greer - The Importance of Not Being In 'The Importance of Being Earnest' or Welcome to the University of Happy Theatre Majors
3) Kyle Lange - An Excerpt from Spap oops
4) Balls Campbell - Jeepers, They're All Dead!
5) Al Angel - An Experiment in the Strange But Wonderful World of Non-Offensive, Subtle Comedy
6) Don Deeley - The Coward Meets a Girl
7) Dan Brooks - A Story About Girls
8) The Beckett Parody - James Lin Erwin (performed by James Erwin, Dan Brooks)
9) Mike Cassady - Religious Satire #24 or Jesus of Nazareth Kicks Back
10) Mike Rothschild - The Aristotle Project
11) James Erwin - During the Course of This Piece, God Will Kill Several Cute Puppies
11.5) 8-Ball Lange - Old Joke, New Political Statement
12) Chris Stangl - You Got Peanut Butter in my Vagina! You Got Vagina in My Peanut Butter! Magical Theatre
13) James Horak - James Brown May Have Been the Godfather of Soul, But He Ain't That Funny
14) Aaron Galbraith - I’d give my left nut to be in my right mind
15) Greg Wicklund - Y Not 2K
1) John Hague - The Recesses of Theater B[SOURCE: order as posted on ISCA by Chris Okiishi]
[monologue in dark, highlighting exit signs]2) Jamal River - Mose Hayward's Dead Lung
[song from his new album, which he will be bringing for purchase next week--best six bucks you could spend]3) Christopher Okiishi - Sweet Relief
[Kim, Adam, and Rick groan about abdominal pain]3.5) Bill Bungeroth - Persona
[Mary and Dan are just creations of Bill's imagination]4) Balls Campbell - Inside a Big Black Shaft
[Not all people who work in coal mines are miners...]5) Aprille Clarke - Is there a Doctor in the House, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
[Aprille dials 976-...er...911]6) Nick Clark - No-Shame Coup D'état or A Victory Clutched in the Snatch of Defeat
[Monologue opposing nudity, farts, and foul language at No Shame, containing all of the above]7) Kyle "I oddly doubt my own talent" Lange - An Untitled Song
[Kyle sings a darker song of betrayl and loss]8) Luke Pingel - Two Horny Boys Go to Church
[Aaron and Luke go to church and then hell]8.5) Mark Hansen - In a Word: Minneapolis
(performed by Aaron Galbraith, Mark Hansen, Brad Smith)9) Willie Barbour - The Feast
[Monologue about fat and fantasy]10) Mike Rothschild - It's Raining Patti LuPone or Three Odes
[Three poem, from three parts of the stage]11) Mike "Lady Killer" Cassady - Women are like metaphors...
12) Aaron Galbraith - That was a simile dickhead, not a metaphor
[Aaron and grandpa Mike watch the stars]13) Chris Stangl - Judy Garland Is Dead, and Other Vicious Lies
[Monologue about Judy, Wizard and the second queef reference of the night]14) Ezekiel Horak - Gender-Relational Tension in the Bloody Bloody Brine or So I Married a Comedy Writer
[James and Aprille endure a marriage]14.5) Sister Mary Katherine and Sister Sarah Katherine of the Carmelite Order - The Discalimer for Dan's Piece
[Sarah and Mary disclaim Dan, then sing]15) Danger Brooks - The Hanging Poem
[A sadly foiled premise still leads to a swell monologue.]
1) Christopher Okiishi - Eastern Parade[SOURCE: order as posted on ISCA by Dan Brooks]
[James and Chris reveal secrets of Asianity.]2) Mike Cassady - Religious Satire #413 or Jesus of Nazareth Files For Unemployment
[JC -- not Luxton, the other one -- goes to the unemployment office.]3) Al Angel - Blow Job Sketch #4: 5th in the Series
[Al says "Fuck" 28 times.]4) Willie Barbour - Conversation: The Morning After
[Four college lushes speak enigmatically about the nights revelry.]5) Aprille Clarke - Shave and a Haircut, Two Bites
[Aprille and her hairdresser discuss the sociological encouragement of cannibalism.]6) Neil "Balls" Campbell - A Friendship So Deep
[Neil can't decide if sexually molesting self-proclaimed neo-Nazis is wrong or not.]7) Danger Brooks - The Worst Fourth of July Ever
[Dan engages in more self-indulgent-- I mean, brilliant dialectic.]8) James Erwin - One Last Parody While My Feeble Brain Stalls For Time
[James parodies Dan, no one notices because narrative is so good.]9) John Hague - Poetry Ain't My Thang, G, But I'm Gonna Try It Anyway, Aight?
[John and his dark side recite a poem.]10) Chris Stangl - The Menstruation Trick or Slapstick With Blood and Eggs
[Chris falls down a lot and examines psychosexual power dynamics.]11) Aaron Galbraith - Lights!
[Lights go up, Aaron goes down. But not like that.]11.5) Havalah Backus - A Beautiful Night
[A poem about revisiting your youth.]12) Jamal River - Mose Hayward Loves to Laugh
[Jamal satirizes stand-up comedy.]13) Bill Bungeroth and Dan Brooks - Yankees Win, Cubs Kill Yankees
[Dan and Bill are attacked by, and finally escape, their ex-girlfriends.]14) Mark Hansen - General Hospital
[A hospital in which nothing is specified.]14.5) Grizzly Nick Clark - Bear Smegma has Chunks of Salmon in it
[A couple makes their waiter do everything. Everything.]15) Mike Rothschild - Crying in My Leinenkugel's or When Jewish Writers Attack
[The little-known collaboration between Woody Allen and David Mamet.]
1) Jamal River - Mose Hayward Ate a Bug[SOURCE: order as posted on ISCA by Dan Brooks]
2) Sarah Greer - A Ranger's Tail
3) Balls Campbell - My Name is Sexy!
3.5) Luscious Horak - Mimicry is the Most Sincere Form of Parody (Pt. 1 of 3): The Ascendence of the Emperor Testicle
4) Aprille Clarke - Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Cum
5) Mary Morgan - My Life So Far
6) Christopher Okiishi - Over the River and Through the Woods
(performed by Chris Okiishi and Adam Burton)7) Danger Brooks - Life, Everything in It, and the Ramifications Thereof: A Brief Monologue
8) Kyle Lange - Variations of a Moment
8.5) Crazypants Horak - Mimicry is the Most Sincere Form of Parody (Pt. 2 of Your Mom): Terrible Lies and Buns of Steel
9) Chris Stangl - Artifice and Orifice or I Don't Care What He Tells You, Chris Stangl is Not a Licensed Gynecologist
10) Nick Clark and the Lebanese Wheels of Soul - Santa Claus is a Prick: Part I
(performed by Chris Stangl, Nick Clark and Jared somebody)11) Adam Hahn - Frantic and Bitter Lonely Ramblings Interrupted to the Point of Incoherency (With Apologies to Dan Brooks)
12) Aaron Galbraith - That's Pronounced "Gal-Bruth" You Cocksucker
12.5) Jesus Cantalope Horak del Cantabria - Mimicry Is the Most Sincere Form of Parody (Pt 3 of Pi): It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Bratwurst of Times
13) Mike Cassady - Your Local Forecast or If You Like ISCA, You'll Love This Sketch
14) Mike Rothschild - Five Poems, a Tube, and the Women Who Love Them
15) Ben Schmidt - A Song
Announcements: Al's final pizza-delivery night.
(performed by Brooks and Lange, appearance by Angel)
[SOURCE: order lost; pieced together from ISCA and website w/ a little help from Jamal River, Adam
Hahn, Chris Stangl, Arlen Lawson, Adam Hahn, Neil Campbell]
1) Chris "Succinct Is Now My Middle Name, Thanks to Dan" Okiishi - An Attempt to Do as Dan Brooks Suggested and "Cut All the Fat" Out of My Writing, Tossing Aside the Dead Weight, Jettisoning the Redundant Repetition, the Superfluous Sentence, the Extra Example, In Favor of a Leaner, Less-Gristled Monologue, As Performed by Adam Burton -- Thanks to Dan for the Inspiration and to My Mother for Her Love and Support. Peace. Out.[SOURCE: order as posted on ISCA by Dan Brooks]
2) Brad Smith - Fose Fatfard vs. A Dead Bee
(performed by James Horak, Aaron Galbraith, Al Angel and James Erwin)
2.5) Mike Rothschild and Aaron Galbraith - Die Wichtigeit Earnest Zusein
3) Hazard Angel - I Want to Be Just Like Dan "Danger" Brooks
4) Chris Sobbing and Kehry Lane - Hostile Word Association
4.5) Ben Schmidt - A Song ["Thank God (for Babies)"]
5) John Hague - If You're Gonna Steal, Steal from the Best: A Blatant Rip-Off of a Mike Rothschild Idea
6) Jamal River - Mose Hayward and the Talking Booger
7) Kyle Lange - The Matchmaker
8) Aprille Clarke - Oedipus, Then Wipe Your Chin
9) Balls Campbell - German Chocolate Hate
10) Mark J. Hansen - Knotty Pines, Part Two
(performed by Greg Mitchell, Neil Campbell, Mark Hansen, Brad Smith, Al Angel, Jamal River, Sheila Franklin)
10.5) Dan Hall - Part I
11) Greg Mitchell - Tattoo
12) James Erwin - Get Down On Your Fucking Knees, You Miserable Wretches, For I Bring You Theatre
13) Arlen Lawson - The Pudding Sketch
(performed by Arlen Lawson, Chris Stangl, Al Angel)
13.5) Sarah Greer - Wow, What a Coincidence; We Have So Much Not In Common
14) Chris Stangl - The Shotgun Rules or A Fallopian Tuba Recital
15) Bill Bungeroth - The Good Girls Never Leave
1) Jamal River - Mose Hayward Is An Immature Ass[SOURCE: order as posted on ISCA by Dan Brooks]
2) Kyle Lange - Kyle, Is That a Chip On Your Shoulder, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
3) Justin Rose - How to Hide a Body
4) Willie Barbour - Tables During the Afternoon
5) Brooks Peck - Super Villain's Institute
(performed by Adam Burton)6) Anwar Williams - Thanks For Listening
(the thing about not wanting to go to heaven)7) Dan Brooks - Travis Robert's Trans Am
8) John Smick - Super Villain's Institute II
(performed by John Smick)9) Aprille Clarke - Is the Plural of Gandhi "Gondola"?
10) Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Fetal Follies
11) Mark J. Hansen - Knotty Pines, Part Three
(performed by Greg Mitchell, Neil Campbell, Brad Smith, Mark Hansen, Chris Stangl, Sheila Franklin, Chris Breecher)12) James Erwin - Fight, Fight, Fight, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIIIIIGHT!!
13) Adam Hahn - Shorn, A Fragmented Di-Monologue
(performed by Kevin Phan, David Harman and Adam Hahn)14) Chris Stangl - Involuntary Reflex to the Cold Speculum of Comedy
15) Al Angel - How To Be Cool Like Me In Only 12,785,245.6 Steps
[song by Jamal]
[Monologue about trouble buying smokes without a driver's license, and the reasons thereof]
[Mark does Al and Al does Mark, only less pornographic than that sounds...]
[Mike explains the mechanics of his writing style, with examples]
[Memory monologue about strange friends and telescopes]
(performed by Greg Mitchell, Mark Hansen, Brad Smith, James Horak, Neil Campbell, Aaron Galbraith, Chris Breecher, Sheila Franklin, Michael Rothschild)
[A song by Kyle]
[A father tries to understand how a son managed to turn up auto-urino-erotic photos]
[Three atempts at No Shame novelty, each tharted by the comedy police, or Balls with a pink octopus on his head]
[Adam is tempted by another's laundry articles]
(performed by Mark Hansen, Chris Stangl, Arlen Lawson, Sheila Franklin)
[Monologue about finding meaning through kidnapping]
[Aaron doubts the sincerity of others apologies. He nails Balls to the wall]
[Herpes cautionary tale]
[A boy rhapsodizes about his love of three dead babies on a rope. Really.]
1) Jamal Ribba - Mose Hayward is a Yellow Fellow[SOURCE: order as posted on ISCA by Chris Okiishi]
2) Aprille Clarke - We've Got Your Family's Values in Sight
3) Kyle Lange - Who Wrote This Shit? By Kyle Lange -Oh.
4) David Harman - The Spaces Between Words
5) Adam Hahn - I'm "Monkey-Huge" on You
6) Markamus Hansen - Six Angry Sketches
(performed by Chris Stangl, Arlen Lawson, Jamal River and Aprille Clarke)7) Dan Brooks - Brett Deckers: Highly Excellent
8) Arlen Lawson - Son of Night Raid on the Planet of the 10ft.Rabid Killer Chickens Returns and the Revenge of His Bride part II or Yet Another Pudding Sketch
(performed by Arlen Lawson, Aaron Galbraith)9) Cash Money Rothschild - Eat This Fat Monologue
9.5) Mike Schmidt - The Short Order Skit
10) James Horak and Jenna Zielinski - A Robust Sky Blue Something
11) Neil "Balls" Campbell - Things That Go Hump In The Night
12) Dan Hall - Part II
13) Aaron Galbraith - A Sonnet
14) Chris Stangl - Invisible Woman, Visible Uterus A Hallowe'en Story
14.5) Christopher Okiishi - Rub-a-Dub-Dub
(performed by Chris Okiishi)15) Mike Cassady and Stubble Galbraith - An Ode to Mom
16) Al Angel - Fifteen Reasons Why I Hate Little Children and Three Reasons Why I Love Their Mothers
17) Don Deeley - Gun-Toting Corporate-Clad Clowns from Hell vs. the Christian Coalition
18) Ben Schmidt - A Song
1. Nick Clark - Arlen Lawson Plays Horp In This Skit by Nick Clark[SOURCE: order as posted on website by Chris Okiishi]
(performed by Arlen Lawson, Brad Smith, ... and Nick Clark)2. Mike Rothschild - Donkeypunch
(Mike Rothschild's short Dumb Magazine bit)3. Markus Mal Mark Moe Hansen! - Possession
(Arlen's one-eyed monkey monologue)4. Willie Barbour - Billy boy
5. Aprille Clarke - Whip it good. Well? Good. Well, good.
(performed by Aprille, James Erwin, and Kelly)6. Mike "Cock" Cassady and Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Greatest Collaboration Since Van Gogh and Insanity
(performed by ...Chris Stangl and...)7. James D. Wolf, Jr. - Welcome to America
8. Adam Hahn - Chris Stangl Should Like This Monologue Better Than Last Week's
(performed by Adam Hahn)9. Al Angel - Humility: The Porn Chronicles, Part One
(several-unrelated-sketches-on-one-theme format)10. Nathan Bergom - I can contribute homophobic innuendo too!
(The anti-viagra skit)9.5. john "Don't use my real name, my parents are in town" hague - Things you shouldn't do while having sex.
[NOTE: Due to some minor confusion, 9.5 was actually performed after 10]11. Matthew Schneider - Long, Short, Shorter, Short
12. Kehry Lane and Christafer Sobbing - By The Power of HERNIA!
(performed by Christafer Sobbing, Kehry Lane, Robin Shepard, Kurt Morgan and Sheila Franklin)13. Arlen Lawson - I'm Sorry, Mr. Encyclopedia Brown, but I'm Afraid This Circumstantial Bullshit Just Won't Hold Up in a Court of Law
(performed by Mark Hansen, Arlen Lawson, Chris Stangl, Brad Smith)14. Chris Stangl - About the Worms or I Had a Cavity Filled...Then I Went to the Dentist
15. David Harman - Eyelid Movies
16. Dan Brooks -
(Dan closed the night with a monologue he'd done at a Wednesday night reading. Because after the lights went down, he had to say the "Thanks for coming" type stuff from onstage. It may have been called "Roadside #1 Pie")
1) Jamal River - This Title Does Not Contain the Words "Mose" or "Hayward"[SOURCE: order as posted on website by Adam Hahn]
2) James Erwin and Mike Cassady - Arlen is a Big Bag of Pus or Arlen is a Big Bag of Pus
3) Funk Soul Brothers Adam Hahn and Zachary Robertson - Simpler Expositions Through Flashcards
4) Adam Burton - Fun With Doppler
(performed by Adam Burton with sound effects by Zachary Robertson and Adam Hahn)5) Melissa Kotacka - Sweatshirt Hugs
5.5) Ben Schmidt - Flying Drunk
6) Mark Hansen - Half the Story
7) Mike Rothschild - Baltimore Bullet Ballet
(performed by Dan Brooks, Kelli Rae Powell, Mike Rothschild, Ben Schmidt)7.5) Dan Brooks - Middle America
8) Al Angel - Arlen Lawson is a Thief: The Porn Chronicles Parts 3 -&- 4
9) James Horak - Kiddie-Winky Superfun Story Time: The Decline of Western Civilization
10) Neil "Balls" Campbell - That Flying Man Must Die
11) Chris Stangl - Endless Grace, Elvis, 2 AM, Endless Grace and: The Lobster Play Checklist
12) Nick Clark - My Conception and Birth: A Brief Monologue About Nick Clark's Conception and Birth
13) Arlen "Arlen Lawson" Lawson - Did You Catch the Real World Finale? Yeah? Well, That's Why I Don't Like Calling These 'Skits.'
(performed by Mark Hansen, Chris Stangl, Arlen Lawson)13.5) Dave Harman - How Not To Watch Theater
14) Brad Smith - Dance
14.5) Bradley Harris - Bounce
15) Mike Cassady (with Music by James Horak & Mario Sosa) - More Singing, More Happiness
1) Jamal River - The Stinky Businessman or Mose Hayward[SOURCE: order as posted on ISCA by Adam Burton]
2) Anwar Williams - No! It Can't Be! Nooo!
3) Adam Hahn - Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na, STUFFING!
(performed by Aprille Clarke, Chris Okiishi, Kelli Rae Powell, Adam Hahn)4) David Harman - Please Don't Read the Title of This Piece in the Order
4.5) Joseph Loeb III and Matthew Weisman, (Additional dialogue by Chris Stangl, Mark Hansen, Jamal River, and Arlen Lawson) - Teen Wolf
5) Kyle Lange - The American Dream in One Calorie
6) Neil "Balls" Campbell - Turning Tricks for God
7) Aprille Clarke - Allemand Left Your Partner
8) Christopher Okiishi - A Spiritual Experience
(performed by Chris Okiishi, Aaron Galbraith, Chris Stangl, Adam Hahn, and Jeremy Ping)9) Nick "Sexy Has Never Been My Middle Name And I Will No Longer Tolerate These Slanderous Lies, Okay, Well, Maybe Just a Little" Clark - Picket
(performed by Nick Clark, Mike Cassady, Ryan somebody, Mark Hansen, Balls Campbell, Al Angel)10) Mike Rothschild - Return of the Hindus
10.5) Dan Brooks - The New Year
11) Willie Barbour - The Kiss
12) Mike Cassady and Aaron Galbraith - A Butter Beetle Battle
13) Al Angel - Why Al Angel is the Greatest Man Ever to Perform on this Stage and We All Want to Have Hot Sweaty Sex with Him. A Collaboration by Everyone Who Has Ever Been in No Shame, Ever
14) Arlen Lawson - Foonca Feteria, Forest Firebest Friend
15) Chris Stangl - Chris Stangl's Face
1. Adam Hahn - Joseph A. Burton is a Liar/Joseph A. Burton is a ThiefAlso tonight - not sure where it fits in the order:
(performed by Adam Hahn)2. Zachary "Keeper of the Hamster" Robertson - I left Jesus In My Other Pants
(performed by Zachary Robertson)3. Nick Clark - Santa Claus is a Prick Part 3: The Yul Brynner Monologue
(performed by Nick Clark)4. Arlen Lawson - Catcher in the Rye? I hardly know 'er in the rye!
(performed by Arlen Lawson)4.5 Mark J. Hansen - Melodica Monologua
5. James Erwin - Ham's Adventure; A Tale of Outer Space and Masturbation
6. Aprille Clarke - The Key to Happiness is at the End of the Chorus
7. Jessica Ahrendt - The First Thing I've Done
8. Jamal River - The Worst Thing Ever
9. Jonathan Sawyer - Coming Clean
10. Kehry Anson Lane - I've Always Been Close To You
(performed by Kehry Lane)10.5 Adam Hahn - Joseph A. Burton Must Die/Joseph A. Burton is One of the Nicest People I Know
(performed by Adam Hahn)11. Merideth Nepstad and Allison McCabe - Girls Who Crave Kant
(performed by Merideth Nepstad, Allison McCabe)12. John Hague and Peter Rugg - An Existential Love Story or We got Stoned!
13.5 Mike Cassady and Neil "Balls" Campbell - Titles Are For Pussies
14. Chris Stangl - The Houdini Virus slight of hand
15. Dan Brooks - Big Angry
(not actually performed, for reasons obvious to all present)
1. Mike Cassady and Aaron Galbraith or Aaron Galbraith or Mike Cassady - A Butter Beetle Battle[SOURCE: scheduled order as posted 12/4/99 on website by Chris Okiishi]
2. Christopher Okiishi - Over the River and Through the Woods
2.5 Mike Rothschild - Donkeypunch
3. Mark Hansen - Six Angry Sketches
4. Kyle Lange - The American Dream in One Calorie
4.5 Ben Schmidt - A Song
5. Brad Smith - Fose Fatfard vs. A Dead Bee
6. James Erwin - Get Down On Your Fucking Knees, You Miserable Wretches, For I Bring You Theatre
7. Willie Barbour - The Kiss
8. Neil "Balls" Campbell - A Friendship So Deep
9. Adam Hahn - According to David Harman, This Monologue is All About Sex
9.5 Heyzeus Cantalopay Horak del Cantabria - Mimicry Is the Most Sincere Form of Parody (part 3 of pi): it was the best of times, it was the bratwurst of times
10. Chris Stangl - Dental Dam Over Good Taste
10.5 Nick Clark - No-Shame Coup D'état or A Victory Clutched in the Snatch of Defeat
11. Aprille Clarke - Whip It Good. Well? Good. Well, Good.
12. Mike Rothschild - It's Raining Patti LuPone or Three Odes
13. Mike "Cock" Cassady and Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Greatest Collaboration Since Van Gogh and Insanity
14. Jamal River - Mose Hayward Loves to Laugh
14.5 Arlen Lawson - Foonca Feteria, Forest Firebest Friend
15. Dan Brooks - Brett Deckers: Highly Excellent
