KEY:
Announcements/ Order: Clarke, River, Rust, Stangl
Scholarship Winners: Lawson, Tabor
1. Jamal River - Elbow Room
(On drum/ guitar the new jazz/ world-beat fusion classic "Jazzamataz!" Musical song [River, Angel])2. Todos los Nostros - New Text Document.txt: National Superconductiong Cyclotron Laboratory
(Illegible scene of vague, mimetic horror; includes limp girl, bat attack, and water that burns like acid. [... scene])3. Mark J Hansen - Delivery of the Lord
(What if a tent revival faith healer were affect less, disinterested and distracted? Wonder no more. [Michael Tabor, Nick Clark; comedy sketch])4. Danielle santangelo kovalick - Sleeping with the Past
(Desperate man attempts to make good on marriage pact between childhood friends, 17 years later. [Danielle Santangelo Kovalick, Paul Rust, Toni Wilson, Tony Werner; comedy sketch])5. Drake Iowa {aka Nick Clark} - Four Cycle : pt1, Law Abiding Bus Driver
(Old Man describes horror of nighttime gravel road; we witness Monster's self-loathing [Erwin, Clark; dramatic scene])5.5. Matthew Hart - Unsolved Mysteries
("Matt and Jason poke each other in the ass with light sabers". [Nebergall, Hart; blackout sketch])6. James Erwin - Dispatches from a Life
(Revolutionary vagina dentate implants go awry on island populated by Nazi war criminals. [Lawson, Stangl, Thompson; comedy sketch])7. Toni Wilson - I Wrote this Piece for Erin King Because it's Her Birthday, Although it has Nothing to do with Her
(Man incapable of seeing people around him gradually revealed as unmedicated lunatic. [comedy sketch])8. Matt Larson - A Journey to the Heart of the Soul of Man, OR a Journey to the Soul of the Heart of Man, OR Some Other Concept That I Don't Really Understand
(Andrew "Pookman" Juhl's planned masterpiece put to shame by friend's tossed off pants less-bird sketch... "ON A COCKTAIL NAPKIN!" [Pookman; comic monologue])9. Michael Tabor - The Michael Tabor Fall Project 2002
(Tabor is replaced by his "better-looking, richer" double, who solves all the world's ills. [Tabor, River, Nebergall, Rust, Aprille Clarke, James Erwin, Michele Thompson, and Toni Wilson; comedy sketch])10. Jason Nebergall - Jason Nebergall
(Nebergall reads own absurdly accomplished obituary/ tribute in which he conquers worlds artistic, religious and rocks out hard. [Nebergall; comic monologue])10.5. Tom "Kovie" Kovacs - Fires Piss Me Off
(Raging Colorado fires attributed to female arsonist "not getting any dick." [Kovacs and Choyon Manjrekar; comedy sketch])11. Jenny Jones - Excuse Guy
(Philanderer uses oldest excuse for dumping girls: "I am a robot, unable to love." [comedy sketch])11.5 Michele Thompson and Jil Clearman - Baby's Day Out
(Witness the christening of the union of Jil and Skeletor Pooh. [Clearman, Thompson; blackout horror comedy])12. Aprille Clarke - The East Tacoma Aroma OR I wish I was Like a Dog
(In white trash surroundings of mythical archetype, childhood illusions crumble during rerun of "The Price is Right". [Clarke; tragicomic monologue])13. Paul Rust - Baby Eats Too Much Cake
(Giving us a Slice of Life, Rust strands 2 volunteers onstage with no help, then shoves them off to perform one-man masterwork in which a baby eats too much cake. [Rust, volunteers; comic monologue/ improv interlude])14. Chris Stangl - The Finest of Martinis
(Country club drunk has unfortunately graphic sex with zombie, in world's most unnecessary variation on Man Walks Into A Bar joke. [Stangl; comic monologue])15. Al Angel - A Cinnamon Toast Crunch Kind of Love
("Jazzamataz!"... REPRISE! [Angel, River; song])
1. Jamal River - The Pastry Chef Frntoln
(Jamal dancing, saying "I'm doing it for you," naked Paul cartwheels)2. Matthew Hart - I'm Not Gay
(that's what he says)3. Sarah Neilson - Dimes
(monologue about dime collection)3.5. Jerome "The Bus" Bettis - Friday the 13th Will Kill You in the Head
(Boylyssa and Michelle see shooting star over lake)4. Amber Raudabaugh - Fight for Your Right
(slam-style monologue)5. Drake Iowa - Four Cycle: pt2 - The Old Man Who Could Not Drive A Tractor
(old subtle lady is pregnant)6. the Bissell-Gontero-Lenth Consortium - Das Deutsche Klassenzimmer
(penis stuff in German and English)7. Danielle Kovalick - Kitschy Catch
(girl has pop-culture tourette's)8. J. Lin Erwin - I'll Send A Message In A Butthole
(Aprille and James talk about sex, love)9. Brad Hanson - The Great Bank Robbery
(foreign guys rob sperm bank)10. Jason Nebergall - Today Sure is Friday, September 13, 2002
(Jason, Danielle, and Steve H. say mini-monologues)11. Steve - What's Up With the Word Penis?
(lady Steve says monologue about penis)11.5. Michael Tabor - An Unfortunate String Of Coincidences With Hilarious Results
(James gets bit in neck by dog)12. Paul Rust - Naughty Words
(boy swears, father's infidelity)13. Aprille Clarke - Tales from the Great Magnetic Field
(aerobics instructor hates class)14. Chris Stangl - Chris Don't Want to take the Medicine
(Chris makes up candy jingles)
1. James Erwin - Conclusions, by James Erwin. And That's the Order For Tonight! Now I Read It Again So Damn Fast!
(Erwin, Rust, Emily Yoshida)2. Matthew Hart - Pumps and a Bump
[Father practices disciplining son alone, is unable to face to face. Tragicomic scene]
(Hart, Hansen, Brice?, Nebergall)2.5. James Brown - Why Commercial Radio Sucks, OR My Version of a Rock 'n' Roll Hell
[Matt finally kisses Brice, Pun-isher intervenes in sequel to multiple Hart skits. Comedy sketch]
(River, Rust, Stangl)3. Brad Hansen - The Inevitable Sequel
[Man in anguish over "all 'Stairway To Heaven'" radio station. Comedy sketch]
(Rust, Hansen, Nebergall, more)3.5. Emily Yoshida - Baby-sitter's club #3,986: Dawn and the Trouble with Cholera
[Ickblickistanian bank robbers now... WANT sperm. Comedy sketch]
(Yoshida, McKenna, Rust, Thompson, more)4. Michele Thompson - The Real McCoy
[Dawn's late for another meeting, due to choleric dove]
(Thompson, River, Yoshida)5. Drake Iowa - Four Cycle pt3: Prodigal Daughter
[Woman has baby on stage. Then has 18 more. On stage. Comedy sketch]
(Lawson, Clark, Stangl, Erwin)6. Lily Robert-Foley - The Game of Life, Death and Death in Life in America
[Trucker hits old man, monster rides bus; Dramatic scene]
(Erwin, Tabor, Ryan Martin)7. Arlen Lawson - The Sweet-Talk of Aliens a song
[The three heads of Cerebus play board game of mortal's lives. Comedy sketch]
(Lawson)8. {Steve Heuertz, aka} bye bye By the Backstreet Boys - Comonuhyeaaaaaaaaaah Ha!
[Arlen is sad, now in song form. Guitar](Tabor, Heuertz, Rust, Thompson, Stangl, Clark, more?)8.5. Amir Efrati, William Shakespeare and Calvin Hennick - Act I, Scene I: an Interpretation
[Meet the cast of "Police Academy 8". Comedy sketch]
(Efrati, Hennick)9. Michael Tabor - A Rap Song About A Fire Extinguisher
[Five lines of "Romeo and Juliet" now with "chicken-raptor". Comedy sketch]
(Rust, Heuertz, McKenna, Tabor, Wilson)10. Jason Nebergall - Analysis of Social Boundaries Within the Paradigm of Small-Label Popular Recorded Music: A Discourse on Rock Musics
[Children's parents always wanted them to be girls. Especially Jenny. Comedy sketch]
(Nebergall)11. Toni Wilson - The Pearly Gates 2002
["The rock music is to rock your ass... This is your ass. Does it rock? YES" Comic monologue]
(Wilson, Erwin, Lawson)12. the Beets - I Wish I Was a Doug Funnie; Hey, you remember that cartoon on Nickelodeon, you know, Doug? He was a real sick Fuck, here's the proof, OR A Reading from Doug Funnie's Journal
[What if you got into heaven by typing your name into Google.Com and assessing the Internet's opinion?]
(??)13. John Fields - Freddy Hilmbolmga
[Doug Funnie wants to have sex with Patti Mayonnaise. In song form. Novelty song]
(Thompson, Lawson, Stangl, Erwin, Rust, Heuertz)13.5. Alyssa Bowman and Areli River - Two Trailer Park Toni's Go Round the Outside, Round the Outside, Round the Outside
[Moronic political poems drive audience into wild appreciative, half-standing ovation frenzy. Comedy sketch]
(Wilson, Rust, Erwin)14. Paul Rust - Saturday Morning
[Two dancers circle Toni Wilson, while singing! Song]
(Rust, Yoshida, Tabor)14.5. Willie Barbour - TacoBell Killed My Father
[Boy, girl, pregnant make life decision. Seriocomic scene]
(Barbour)15. Chris Stangl - America Reads Danielle Steel
[Emerging from a mountain of fast food, Willie tries to win a wolf-battle for his soul; Monologue/ puppet moment]
(Stangl)
[Danielle Steel forces her daughter to drown kittens, in much florid prose; Comic monologue]
1. Brad Hansen - Professor Blot & the Temple of Spoons
2. Matthew Hart - Experimental Theatre: Kindly Disregard this Letter
3. Sarah Neilson - Create-Your-Own-Title
4. Drake Iowa - Four Cycle : pt4, The Pungent Trucker
5. Steve - How It All Began
5.5. Vampire - That Vampire's At it Again!
6. Naomi Nordins - Midnight Summer Basketball
7. Alyssa Bowman - Who Broke the Baby?
8. Michael Tabor - Everybody Loves Hotdogs
9. Jesse "the" Blaine - Candy
10. Jason Nebergall - We Are the Butterflies
11. Andrew Weiss - TV Volume Sketch
12. Danielle Santangelo Kovalick - Then You'd Know Why I Feel Blue
13. Michele Thompson and William Callahan - Middle Earth Buddies
14. Aprille Clarke - How to Win Friends through Psychic Mind Control
15. Chris Stangl - Raccoons
Hello, everyone - On SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28TH, No Shame Theatre will be performing at UPTOWN BILL'S SMALL MALL in Iowa City at 7:00pm. Afterwards, there will be a rare, live performance by KING TOAD. As with any No Shame, writers and performers are needed. If you are interested, come with a script to Uptown Bill's Small Mall at 6:30pm on Saturday, September 28th. You can perform a new, fresh piece or an old, "classic" piece. It makes no difference! The show will start at 7pm. Then, Kingy Toad-Toad will play. You should come. ---Paul
Uptown Bill's Spiel: J.P. Claussen
Order/ announcements- Stangl/River
1. Brian Lenth - The Foodservice Conspiracy
[Danielle is disgusted by waiters, but war is a natural part of life: eating, sex, war. Lenth, Kovalick; Comedy sketch.]
2. Matthew Hart - Experimental Theatre: Stephen Hawking Kong Country
[Dancing to "Raindrops Keep Falling," hitting in face with beach ball. Hart, Nebergall; comedy skit.]
3. Danielle Santangelo Kovalick - Joplin Norvic McFly
[Invisible kids wreck havoc on the neighborhood. Kovalick, Hart, Erwin; comedy skit.]
4. Cassie Gonzales - Melvin Lee
["I thought I was in love with Melvin Lee." Character monologue.]
5. Drake Iowa - Four Cycle: pt 5, the Neighbors on the Porch Swing
[A farmer tells about how he bought a tractor, lost a wife. Erwin; comic monologue.]
6. Jessee "the the" Blaine - A Prayer for Snoop Dogg
[Snoop Dogg has sold his soul to soft core pornography? Why? Blaine, Rust, Chris LaVoie; comic mono/sketch]
7. Arlen Lawson - Fucker Poseur Death Knell OR Redundance for the Sake of Rhythm
[Friends with tragic, cruel history ride some horses, catch up. Lawson, Stangl; scary comic scene.]
8. Michael Tabor - Mjkloxn2r7
[The Crazy Hobo President gives state of union address with shotgun! Tabor; comic monologue.]
9. a couple of Catholic kids trying to make it in this angry world - Same Shoes
[Kids dance and sing in falsetto about how their shoes are the same. Callahan, Thompson, Rust; comedy sketch.]
10. Jason Nebergall - The Burn-a-Mouse Restaurant
[Mundane tragedy and hitting Jello with spoon manifest in folksy place to eat. Nebergall, Tabor, Erwin, Clarke, Thompson, Heuertz; comedy sketch.]
10.5. David Brinkley - No, I don't want Your Number
["Hercules and Xena's decapitated body should marry and have no-head kids". Pagen (sp?), McKenna, Yoshida, Heuertz; Comedy sketch.]
11. Steve - To Elliot for his Birthday
[Steve doesn't have a present, makes up horrible monologues, cries at failure. Steve, Chris LaVoie; comic monologue.]
12. Paul Rust - Make Me Laugh
[When little brother wants to join sis' game of Make Me Laugh, the results are funny, tragic, and naked. Rust, Pagen, Yoshida, Kovalick, Thompson; tragicomic sketch.]
13. Aprille Clarke - Kristy Don't Do That no More
[A whoremonger runs into an ex-whore... and now she's stuck-up! Clarke, Stangl; comedy sketch.]
14. D. Matthews - Crazy Tonight
[In free verse, boy tells of his crazy love. Lawson, love poem.]
15. Chris Stangl - Don't Mind the Blood
[Lullaby on guitar, coffee can, scissors, yelling; performed by Furious Skinny, song.]
1. Alyssa Bowman - FART
[Mose and his lady love to have "marching sex," and do so for prolonged period. Rust (as Mose Hayward), Tabor (as girlfriend); comedy sketch.]
2. Steve - Meet Me in the Alley
[Three girls can't wait to be raped. Until they meet their pathetic rapist! Tabor, Steve, others?; comedy sketch.]
3. James Edel and Lucas Anderson - Poor White Boy Blues
[8 verse walking blues on guitar, two-part harmony. Edel, Anderson; song.]
4. Cassie Gonzales - Eddie
[Ancient old man on cliff teaches flying lesson. Gonzales, dramatic monologue.]
4.5. Drake Iowa - Four Cycle: pt 6a - Barbed and Wired
[Old Man makes out his will to wife and daughter with Attorney. Erwin, Tabor; scene.]
5. Matthew Hart - Cap'n Crunch 'n Munch
[The boy wants to get wet but the girl doesn't. Hart, Steve, Tabor, Rust; romance skit.]
6. Roe Lloyd - Penis Humor
[Roe's discusses his "little penis" with audience... psychiatrist's orders! Lloyd; stand-up comedy.]
7. My Business Failed in Three and/or Four Weeks - It's The Wednesday/Thursday Song!
[MBFI3W joins rock-pantheon of Days of Week Songs. Guitar and singing.]
7.5. Drake Iowa - Four Cycle: pt 6b - Family Reunion
[News announcement: supernatural operator missing for 2 days. Brad Hansen; scene.]
8. Michael Tabor - Michael Tabor's Private Holocaust
[Michael had a dream about tyrannosaurus eating 2000 people. Tabor; comic monologue.]
9. Paul Rust - Charleston Lessons with Satchmo
[Playing both Satchmo and music store customer, Paul gives instruction in this beautiful dance. Rust, dance piece.]
10. Jason Nebergall - Mr. Piggles' Wonderous Cavalcade of Mirth and Whimsy
[Mr. Piggles and his keeper frantically discuss theatre, wonderpants, cloudy jello. Nebergall; comic monologue.]
11. Paul Rust - Bath Time
[Betrayed by best friend, high schooler confides in, then drowns little brother. Rust; monologue.]
12. Jason Nebergall - Q and A session with Jason Nebergall
[Audience asks Nebergall unanswerable questions for well over 5 minutes. Nebergall, audience; question and anwswer.]
13. John Fields - Don't Make Jokes about Some Things
[Mose and his lady love to have "marching sex," and do so for prolonged period. Tabor, Rust; comedy sketch.]
14. Chris Stangl - Introduction to Film Authors: Roger Corman
[Exploitation film impresario Corman directs 647 films re: Poe, motorbikes, Holocaust and "Titty Nurses in the Blob House." All in 1966. Stangl; comic monologue]
15. Brad Harris - Why I Hate the man who Invented the Snooze Button
[...Because the alarm keeps going off! So you smash it with a bat. Harris, Tabor, others?; comedy sketch.]
0.5. James Erwin - Shallow, Shallow Love
[In poetic fashion, he longs to express love through violence upon your person. Erwin, monologue]
1. Pookman - Oh, the Things I Would Say if I Could Say the Things I Would Say
[Man's richly romantic interior voice says to woman what he cannot; Nebergall, Clarke, Erwin; romantic monologue/sketch.]
2. Steve - Fish Hugger You Are Not, Woe Is You
[The soul cries for fish hugging... the fish is origami, and thus unhuggable; Steve, comic monologue]
3. Jamal & Alyssa - The Funny Smart People Who Go to No Shame Should Keep Coming, the Rest of You Stupid People Should Not Come Anymore
[One man wants audience to fart and listen to other man's pants rustle; Stangl, River, comedy sketch]
4. Cassie Gonzales - Numbers
["This is a story about what its like before you die; this is a love story"; Gonzales, monologia poetica]
5. Drake Iowa - Four Cycle: pt7 - The Nurse From the Quilting Club
[Bus Driver picks up hurt dog, sick monster, learns to abide by law; Clark, Lawson, seriocomic scene]
6. Shawn! - The Thantophile Manifesto
["Here are some of my opinions" They are about killing people and not kissing ass!; Shawn, political standup]
6.5. Math Teacher & White Cat - Father of the Bride Pt. 2--Domestic Disturbance
[Michele and William get married because they're dressed for it. Seth helps!; Thompson, Callahan, Brenneman, comedy sketch]
7. Arlen Lawson & Areli River - How to Hit a Baby Just Hard Enough---or Just Think About Why a Fart Makes a Sound
[Handsome and Ugly eat poop with spoons, hate it, then continue; Rust, Stangl, comedy sketch]
8. Michael Tabor - Sleepy-Time Burgers
[Boy tells stuffed animals how he worked at Sleepytime Burgers to afford "the giantest watermelon I ever tasted!"; Tabor, comic monologue]
9. James C. Horak - Post-Coitus Interruptus or I just got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years without warning or provocation so I wrote this sketch, which is a silly sketch about love and I hope that you giggle as much as I did while writing it in a drunken suicidal stupor.
[Female thinks about future and love, but Male thinks about sex and... self-love!; Rust, Clarke, comedy sketch]
10. Jarmive (Paul & Aprille) Ran - Blue Blee
[One says "Blue" The other says "Blee." They do it 100 times and laugh. Unscripted, Chris tries to make them stop it; Rust, Lawson... Stangl, performance art]
11. Jason Nebergall - The Gnostic Texts: Chapter One
[See title. "Scream like you have never scrum before!"; Nebergall, monologia esoterica]
12. Joe Verstynen & Tom Tortorich - The Swearing Monkey
[The kid can't sleep and the dad makes the toy monkey swear at the kid; Verstynen, Tortorich, Steve, comedy sketch]
13. Paul Rust - Kevin's Outside
[Jonathan tries to leave for college, but his mom is sad. They kind of fight. Surprise ending.; Rust, Clarke, dramatic scene]
14. Aprille Clarke - You Know What They Say About 4-Year-Olds Who Give Great Head
[A rich lady mom has a Haitian wet-nurse whom she sexes, and a deformed bigfoot daughter who gives the titular "head"; Clarke, comic monologue]
14.5. Chuck Nelson & Claire Thabom - A Commentary on Cap'n Crunch'n Munch
[Matt Hart eats a big turd and says he likes it and the show is over!; Hart, some of audience, comedy sketch]
15. (Chris Stangl) {arrangement} - Stackalee a poem--traditional
[In rhymed metered flash-lit poem, folk hero kills man over Stetson hat, drinks coffee; Stangl, poem]
Order/ Rules/ Announcements: Clarke, Stangl
1. Kevin & Landon - Real Art
[A pretentious poem about author's pain is interrupted by scathing, scatological heckling of No Shame writing; comedy sketch]
2. Emily Yoshida - Scathing Political Commentary
[In private life, famous Iowa politicians quarrel over stolen orange, schoolboy crushes. Yoshida, McKenna, Callahan; comedy sketch]
3. Cassie Gonzales - Frankie and Beatriz
[Disfiguring motorcycle accident and horrible aftermath, physical and psychic. Gonzales, ?; dual monologues]
4. Matthew Hart - Fellatio Bottles
[When Matt Hart's fizzing soda ruins sketch, only Tabor in underpants and "Old Time Rock n' Roll" can save the day. Hart, Nebergall, Tabor, audience; musical comedy sketch.]
5. Drake Iowa - Four Cycle: pt8 - The Monster and the Truck
[Thompson, Kovalick, Horak; dramatic serial scene.]
6. Adam Hahn Never Gets Laid - Friendship is For Pussies OR: Have You Noticed that Adam Hahn's Characters Never Get Laid
["Gay platonic friend" confesses love while picking girl's locked door; Hahn, seriocomic monologue]
7. Chris Stangl, second grade - My First Monologue: Spook Gallarys
[Supernatural being "The Killer" kills hundreds, is hunted by army men. Stangl, horror monologue]
8. Jesse "the the the" Blaine - The Time When I Invited Chachi Over and He Wouldn't Leave My House
[Jesse has difficulty writing skit about Scott Baio, as crazy roommate keeps bothering him and won't stop. Blaine, ?; comedy sketch]
9. John Fields - Crazy Keeps Bothering Normal & Won't Stop
[Crazy keeps bothering Normal, and won't stop. River, Stangl; comedy sketch]
10. Jason Nebergall - A True Thing to See
[Jason is sixty feet tall. It is not theater, but true fact. Tabor infuriated! Tabor, Nebergall; comic monologue]
11. White Cat & Math Teacher - Grocery Bag
[A lady takes the many foods out, a man puts them away. Thompson, Callahan; comedy sketch]
12. Michael Tabor - Feed The Menace
[Tabor enacts the real life Dennis-the-Menace-esque relationship between Paul Rust and James Erwin and his cancerous wife Aprille. Tabor; comedy monologue]
13. Danielle Santangelo Kovalik - Issues
[A woman desperately wants the tragedy equivalent of street-cred, is heckled by those worse off. Heuertz, Clarke, Kovalick, Nebergall?; comedy sketch]
14. Neil "I'm a Midget" Sedaka - Carmen Sandiego Is In Da'House
[Master P enthusiastically reviews "Quigley Down Under". Erwin and Hart have identical scripts. Hart, Erwin, others?; comedy sketch]
15. Aprille Clarke - Bopping Us On Our Heads: A Feminist Perspective on Misogyny in Children's Literature
["Little Bunny Foo-Foo" vivisected as castration allegory, followed by Q&A about feminist "sausage penetration." Clarke, Thompson; comic monologue + sketch addendum]
16. Chris Stangl - Spook Gallarys: Director's Commentary
[Stangl discusses writing process, inspiration, production information, and thematic relevance to body of work while re-enacting #7. Stangl; comic monologue]
1. Matthew Hart - The Head of the Class Act, Featuring Chris Stangl as Matthew Hart
[Chris hits Jamal in the ass with a flyswatter, Jamal uses a lightsaber. River, Stangl; comedy sketch]
2. James Horak and James Erwin - A Happy Song About Smiles
["The butterfly goes through 3 stages: hapkido, orgasm, wet mist..." Horak, Tabor?; comedy sketch]
3. Emily Yoshida and William Callahan and Bill McKenna and Mark Reisenger (but mostly Emily Yoshida! Shhh) - Rags to Riches
[William forgets his old life when he meets a movie star. Everyone gets pumpkin buckets. Yoshida, Callahan, Thompson, McKenna; comedy sketch]
4. Seriously, Adam Hahn NEVER Gets Laid - Male Prolongs Unhappy Relationship with Unaffectionate Female
[See title. He does it because he wants to touch her boobs. And he's lonely. Hahn, ?; seriocomic monologue]
5. Stubby mcNubbins - Trick or Treat me like CRAP
[When Emo, Hardcore, Straight-Edge and Tin Foil Retard trick-or-treat at the gay-sexing college students', they get their comeuppance. ?,?,?,?,?; comedy sketch]
6. Arlen Lawson - Shitweed's Daughter
[During near-biblical flood fat man and semi-abducted young girl float on garbage bag rafts, achronologically, allegorically. Lawson; monologue]
7. Roe Lloyd - What's Up No Shame
[Roe has "a little-ass dick," and doesn't want to be executed in prison. Lloyd; stand-up comedy]
7.5. White Cat and Math Teacher - Dem Bones
[Ghosts won't stop dancing to "The Monster Mash." Thompson, Callahan; dance]
8. Michael Tabor - The Enjoyable And Passionate Legend Of Bowl Head
[A boy pretending to be famous "boxcar racer" Bowl Head is mistaken for real Bowl Head. Tabor, Callahan, McKenna, ?; comedy sketch]
9. Stephen and Michael Sherman - There is Love for all God's Children
[Two guys eat breakfast, and one yells "you didn't have to rape me." ?,?, comedy skit]
10. Cool Jesse [Blaine] - Something Cyclical in Turn
[Jesse crumples under the weight of sorrow, while mob antagonizes him, poetically. Blaine, mob; poetic monologue]
11. Jason Nebergall - Sick and Tired
[Jason is sick, eats dry Tang mix and tells the audience they are the "dumbest in my 35 years of No Shame." Nebergall; comic monologue]
12. Steve and Captain Katie - Come Hither Stares by the Light of the Regeneration Chamber
[Trekkers anticipate "Nemesis," pose question "How would the Borg Queen have sex?"; Steve, Katie]
13. Eastbay Catalogs ROOL [Heuertz] - Mitch Webb Strikes Fear into the Hearts of Man and Beast
[Jake has a shirt on his head, and comes out from behind Steve's table. No one knows what's happening. Livermore, Heuertz; mime performance]
14. Paul Rust - Parties are for Everyone!
[Halloween jokes offend partygoers, because they're monsters, who speak out against intolerance; Rust, River, Livermore, Heuertz, Stangl, others; comedy sketch]
15. Chris Stangl - Servants of Nosferatu
[Crazed from serving his dark master black pancakes, madman harasses audience, finds solace in toy stegosaurus riding hotrod. Stangl; comic monologue]
1. Paul Rust - Interracial Romance
[The son dyes his hair and looks like a zebra, then... Charleston lessons with Satchmo! Rust, Callahan; comedy sketch.]
2. James Horak - Subconscious Vomit
[Three glicks eat peanut butter and variously claim immortality, mortality. Horak, Clark, Stangl; comedy sketch]
3. Angry Lemon - Happy Go Lucky
[Al rocks about sorrow, hostility, grumpiness. Angel, River; song on prepared guitars]
3.5 William Callahan - Blackbeard Poem
[Bill tricks William into saying the poem about Blackbeard the pirate. Callahan, McKenna; comedy sketch/ poem]
4. Sean - You All Make Me Ill
[Sean hates the "emos" "Add Sheet people" and "straight-edgers" many, many more; Sean!; stand up comedy]
5. Matthew Hart - Three Jokes by Andy Schroeder. Number 5.5, There Is No 5.5
[Andy wrote jokes about pornography, Jesus and pubic hair. Clark, Jamal River; jokes]
5.5 Walter Dunnington - Rock Your Body Right
[He paid the Backstreet Boys $20 for this bike, and then...! Dunnington; comic mini-monologue]
6. Chris LaVoie - Shades
[Two creepy people discuss stalking a woman whom they want to lick. LaVoie, Gonzales; dramatic scene]
7. Steve Pterydactyl - Honey, it's Supposed to be Sticky
[This guy hits on this girl and this other guy chases him away "like a bitch". ?; comedy sketch]
8. Jamal River - JIMI
[Jimi Hendrix is back, and he hasn't changed a bit! River, Stangl; musical comedy sketch]
9. Joshua Kennedy - Frowning Disdainfully on Poetry of Saccharine Feelings & Big Words
[See #7: The guy is hitting on the girl again, but now the OTHER guy runs away "like a bitch". ?; comedy sketch]
10. Jason Nebergall and Michael Tabor - Honk Tonkin' (With my Baby)
[Tabor and Nebergall say how much they like their ladies, then play the rock song. Tabor, Nebergall; rock song.]
11. Jamal River - Fart Machine
[Scientist invents machine that makes you want to fart. It works really well. River, Stangl; musical comedy sketch]
12. Chris LaVoie - Stuck in '92
[The fake Snoop Dogg is not even a black man. LaVoie, Gonzales, ?; comedy sketch]
13. Paul Rust - Confessions of a Horse-Head Son
[Paul's mom hears her son's confessions... then everyone wants in on the act! Rust, Rust, Tabor, Clarke, River; comedy sketch]
14. Aprille Clarke - The Great Friendship of Saddy and Meany
[Meany makes Saddy reenact her abusive childhood. Constantly. Clarke, Stangl; comedy sketch]
15. Chris Stangl - Olympic Games
[In exchange for desperately desired tickets to the Olympics, William has to stab Chris in the chest with a steak knife. Stangl, Callahan; comedy sketch]
Order/ Announcements: Rust, Clarke, Stangl, River
1. Rone, Hermione, Harry, & Cho - Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secants, Tangents, Cosines & Sines[NOTE: apparently the pieces announced 12th & 13th in the order were performed out of order in the show.]
[The child wizards have trouble with a tooth-chattering spell. McKenna, Thompson, Rust; comedy sketch]
2. Chimney Washington - Next Week's No Shame is Cancelled
[Jamal's awful sketch about ideas for Ghostbusters 3, and also next week's No Shame is cancelled. River, Lawson, Rust, Callahan; comedy sketch ]
2.5. Angry Lemon - Big Blue
[Al wants to die in an ocean in a boat, on guitar, dijeredoo. River, Angel; song.]
3. Drake Iowa - Four Cycle pt9: Somnambulatory Grain Harvester
[Though the Old Man is dead, someone is harvesting the fields. Though the daughter is missing, her fiancée and much mail show up. Rust, Clarke; dramatic serial scene]
4. Danielle "the the the Name-Dropper" Santangelo - Half A Person or Kristi Yamaguchi Saves Hanukkah
[Man and woman both feel bad about their bodiesÉ can't they see what they have in common? Rust, Kovalick, Clarke, Lawson; comedy sketch]
4.5 Matthew Hart - Woo Hoo!
[Despite elaborate prop set-up, Blur's "Song #2" will not reach climax; Hart, one dozen extras; comedy sketch]
5. Chris LaVoie - Fiction Workshop
[The boy and girl remember apparent sensual non sequiturs. Clark, ?; dramatic scene]
6. Michele Thompson (stolen by) - The New Christy Minstrels
[Santa melts Scrooge's heart with help from New Christy Minstrels' Christmas album. McKenna, Thompson; found comedy sketch]
7. Cassie Gonzales - Maggie
[The only way to reach a self-obsessed painter's heart is through self-mutilation. LaVoie; dramatic monologue]
8. Ryan Lovedoll - William, It Was Really Nothing
[Young William Callahan is the idol of dozens, after solving Chris' Velcro shoe trouble. River, Stangl, Callahan, more; comedy sketch]
9. James Horak & Jamal River - Claustrophobia
[Horak sings about the people's claustrophobia physic and psychic. Guitars. Horak, River; song]
10. Jason Nebergall - The Erotic Experience: In Absentia
[Nude but for table shielding vital spot, Nebergall sells the audience on the thrills of the Erotic Experience.. then reveals its absence. Nebergall; erotic monologue]
10.5. boing! {Jamal River} - Done & Done
[A foreign man wants to pinch a shy blustery man's cheeks. River, Stangl; comedy sketch]
11. Adam Hahn - Maternity Leaves
[Adam only wants to get sexual with pregnant women. Hahn, Clarke; comic monologue]
13. Paul Rust (performed 12) - Vicious
[Paul learns the hard way about trusting alcoholic fathers, and the audience about trusting No Shame performers. Rust; dramatic monologue]
12. Ian McKinney (performed 13) - Summer Love
[A boy says a rap song about anal sex. ?; anal sex rap]
14. Aprille Clarke - Informative Sketch-a-logue #3
[Leader of breastfeeding league embarrasses/ breastfeeds grown son. Clarke, Rust; comedy informative sketch-a-logue]
15. Chris Stangl - Vengeance at Silver Ghost Temple
[One-armed swordsman delivers treatise on the purpose of kung-fu revenge, in ancient kung-fu times. Stangl, Nebergall; comic monologue]
1. Leonard Nimoy - Three Coffins & A Little Baby
[When the dead rise, they WILL make popcorn balls. Thompson, Callahan; comedy sketch.]
1.5. Stephanie Levy - Stress Makes All the Difference
[In the fight over how to pronounce "umbrella" none are innocent. Rust, Thompson; blackout comedy sketch]
2. Mike Cassady and Kehry Lane - Hear no Evil, PEE no Evil
[When Cassady confesses his love for Alyssa Bowman, he and translator Lane can't decide if she's deaf, blind or... Cassady, Lane, Heuertz; comedy sketch.]
3. James Horak - In Situ
[Romance's near miss at live on-stage cocktail party. Audience, Horak, Stangl, Clarke, Thompson; monologue-narrated scene]
4. Cassie Gonzales - Revelations
[You are, it is predicted, to meet God. You'll ask her "why aren't you kind?" But why? Gonzales; monologue.]
4.5. Al Angel and Aprille Clarke - Funkelicious Steve Heuretz Does the Moon a dancy play for you
[Who has the richest, drunkest butt in the world? Find out! Stephanie?; comic blackout.]
5. J.K. Bowling - Harry Potter & The Chamber of Commerce
[Hogwarts students duel... with their fresh rhymes! Human beatboxing! Stangl, McKenna, Yoshida, Callahan, Thompson; comedy sketch]
5.5. Matthew Hart - I'm a Stupid Idiot by William Callahan Number 5.75 Badd Hare Dayz
[Matt Hart's hair is messed up from his hat! Hart, Nebergall, Tabor; comedy sketch]
6. James Brown - Aw Shit! My Libido Done Got the Best of Me!
[When boys have sexual intercourse with ladies of the occult, they get pregnant. Brown, Rust, Thompson; comedy sketch.]
7. Michael Tabor - Puking Girl--Show Killer
[Summoned to represent the US at German security briefing, Tabor encounters Hitler, Evil Twins of Muppets. Tabor; comic monologue.]
8. Gabby McGee {Denise Dooley} - So VERY bright
[Lit by a projector, a woman shares memories of her mother "in which I did not yet exist." Clarke, (Denise Dooley on projector); monologue.]
8.5. L.S. Armstrong - Ebony & Ivory--A Symphony on My Tongue
[Paul does an elaborate choreographed dance. Rust; dance performance.]
9. The Gallagher Brothers, The Funny Ones - The Importance of Being Hey Vern It's Ernest!
[Two comedian brothers' sad trials end with prolonged chase to Benny Hill music. Heuertz, Rust; comedy sketch.]
10. Drake Iowa - FOUR CYCLE X - The Dinosaurs Along I-80
[Closure: The Daughter consoles the Monster, the Robber spreads love, the Old man and Old woman are reunited. Clarke, Clark, Erwin, Thompson, Denise Dooley, Chris LaVoie; serial scene.]
11. Jason Nebergall - Sexist Michael Tabor
[Michael Tabor, sexist, proudly shares his sexist jokes and gloats of his sexism. Tabor; comic monologue.]
12. Cool Jesse & Chris LaVoie - The Persistence of Memory
[A creature runs around the theatre, then Jesse says a poem to the creature. LaVoie, Blaine; poetry and physical performance]
13. Paul Rust - Quicksilver and Potato Shoe
[Sad newsboy and happy newsboy compete... but the audience wants Hans and Franz! Rust, Cassady, Nebergall, Callahan, Stangl; comedy sketch]
14. Aprille Clarke - Roy Orbitson's Done it Again!
[Choral readings of poems written by chopping up text to a Michael Tabor sketch. Clarke, Rust, Heuertz, LaVoie, Tabor; comic poetry.]
15. Chris Stangl - Toast Crazy
[When Chris has to babysit Little Paul, the lad's demands for peanut butter toast and "Witchdoctor" drive him to drink. Stangl, Rust; comedy sketch]
26 pieces in 2 hours.
1. Al Angel - Back in the USSR
2. Aaron Galbraith - Wir Pfeifen auf den Gurkenkoenig Ein Kinderroman
2.5. [author unknown] - A Farewell to Arms
3. Emily Yoshida - Who Want to Do Some Plays with Olives
3.2. Paul Rust - Prank Academy
4. Cassie Gonzales - Icons
4.5. White Cat & Math Teacher - Hey, Must Be the Money
5. Brad Hansen - Yuppiebishi Presentes: No Alarm Clocks were Harmed in the Making of this Skit
6. Alyssa Bowman - Funny Says Something
6.5. Drake Iowa - I Am Performing this Piece Right Now. You Won't See it Later Because All It Is Is a Title
7. Audrey Plumshower III - Fancy Seeing Me Here
7"8". APIII - They Found It Alive & Well
8. Georg Büchner - Tell Us a Story Grandmother
Between 8 and 9. Cool Jesse & Tessa - Christmas's Jesus
9. Jamal River - Neil Is Trying to PUt His Head in a Pan
9 the Ron & Only - Poontanger. The Card You've All Been Waiting For
10. Michael Tabor - If You Don't Change, I'll Change You with My Gun
10.5. K.T. - I Hate Tyrannesoraris Rexes
10.5 James Horak - Fuk Horak. Sci-Fi, Bogart, Death Knell
11. Jason Nebergall - Gregor Samsa Goes to Washington
11.5. Chris LaVoie - Machine Noir de Fil
12. Aprille Clarke - Our Mutual Origins: A Love Song
12#2. Arlen Lawson - Hermit Girl a song
13. Toni Wilson - Back in the USSR
14. Neil "Balls" Campbell - Balls is Back
15. Chris Stangl - The Last Thing You See Tonight
1) Emily Yoshida - Scathing Political Commentary
2) Furious Skinny - Sean is Fine
3) danielle santangelo kovalick - Half A Person or Kristi Yamaguchi Saves Hanukkah
4) Cassie Gonzales - Revelations
5) Michael Tabor - Everybody Loves Hotdogs
5.5) Chuck Nelson and Claire Thabom - A Commentary on 'Cap'n Crunch & Munch'
6) {Steve Heuertz, aka} bye bye bye the Backstreet Boys - Comonuhyeaaaaaah Ha!
7) Arlen Lawson - Shitweed's Daughter
8) Michele Thompson - The Real McCoy
9) Paul Rust - Naughty Words
10) Jason Nebergall - Analysis of Social Boundaries Within the Paradigm of Small-Label Popular Recorded Musics: A Discourse on Rock Musics
10.5) William Callahan - The Blackbeard Poem
11) Mike Cassady and Kehry Lane - Hear no Evil, PEE no Evil
12) John Fields - Crazy Keeps Bothering Normal and Won't Stop
13) Al Angel - Henky
14) Aprille Clarke - Bopping us On Our Heads: A Feminist Perspective on Misogyny in Children's Literature
15) Chris Stangl - Chris Don't Want to Take the Medicine
