1. Phaedron - Timebox - [poem]Stage Manager: Trent
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)2. Allison - It's the French I'm Telling You - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Brandon Allison.)3. Phaedron - Pondering - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)4. Westbrook - Cardboard Ice Cream/Cardboard Violence - [scene]
(Performed by Lily, Brandon Allison, and Trent Westbrook.)5. Willoughby - Stoplights - [poem]
(Written and performed by A. Willoughby.)6. Sparkly Kittens - Bad Poetry and Interpretive Dance Presents: The Bird - [scene] - [FAK piece]
(Performed by D. J. and Trent Westbrook.)
Door prize: the angry cardboard fists used in Piece #4
1. Trotter - Olympic Training - [scene]Stage Managers: Todd (emcee) & Trent (order)
(Performed by Andy Winz and Tim Trotter.)2. Dave Ulrich - Beware the Poet, for Fickle Be He - [scene] - FAK piece
(Performed by Samantha Sprole and Paul.)3. Madhivan - No Title - [poem]
(Written and performed by Lester Madivhan.)4. Jones - Put That Down - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Jane Jones.)5. Winz - Theatre Structure - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Andy Winz.)6. McRae & Cichon - Row, Row, Row Your Boat - [interpretive dance]
(Conceived and performed by McRae and Cichon.)7. Ross - Sayonara, Sarah! (revised) - [scene]
(Performed by Sherwood Ross, Adam Silverman, and Andy Winz. Stage directions read by Ursula Hull.)8. Jane & Co. - Baby Shark - [group vocal and movement]
(Performed by Jane Jones, Stell (sp?), McRae, and Cichon.)9. Trotter - Dumbass Millionaire - [scene]
(Performed by Adam Silverman and Tim Trotter.)10. Ristau - Unsafe At Any Cost (Another Archie Levine Piece) - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Todd Ristau.)
Did we do a door prize? I'm blanking on what it was, if so ...
1. Phaedron - December 2003, Part II - [poem]Stage Manager: Phaedron
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)2. Clinton Johnston - True Belief - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Clinton Johnston.)3. Hauser & Cromk (sp?) - Tales of the Cross Dressin' Cowboy - [musical scene]
(Written and performed by Chris Hauser & Bob Cromk.)4. Phaedron - NYC (Other) - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)
door prize: straw hat
1. Phaedron - A Walk Home - [poem]Stage Manager: Jane
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)2. Trotter - Young Intellectuals - [short scene]
(Performed by Adam Silverman and Tim Trotter.)3. Cichon & MacKelley - Cherrie Pye!!! - [song]
(Written and performed by Maya Cichon and Allison MacKelley.)4. Phaedron - Speeding around the Curves - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron; drum accompaniment by Tim Trotter.)5. Will Ridenour - [improv jam on bongo drum]
6. Trotter - A Poem for the Reading - [poem]
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter; drum accompaniment by Phaedron.)7. Sprole - Outside - [poem with interpretive dance]
(Performed by Samantha Sprole [poem] and Trent Westbrook [interpretive dance].)8. Trotter - Which is the Most Boring Religion? - [scene]
(Performed by Adam Silverman and Tim Trotter.)9. Clinton Johnston - Ready Yet - [scene]
(Performed by Samantha Sprole and Trent Westbrook.)
Flashlight No Shame. Bring a working flashlight and get in for $2.00 -- all others pay $5.00, as usual.
1. Mou'a Vahine - Tahitian Dance (choreographed, with costumes)Stage Manager: Clinton Tickets/Concessions: Jane
(Mou'a Vahine are: W. Aniseh Burtner, Selina Noramly, Karine Morgan, Kimberly Gladysz, and Jenine Kaznowsky.)2. Phaedron - Just a Few Minutes? - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)3. Trotter - Full of Meaning - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter.)4. Sprole - The Aerobics Teacher - [monologue/dance]
(Written and performed by Samantha Sprole.)5. Suzanne Smith - Stand-up comedy
6. Trotter - Bunnies - [scene]
(Performed by Trent Westbrook, Phaedron, and Tim Trotter.)7. Sebring - 14 - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Paul Sebring.)8. Phaedron - The Table, Part II - [nonverbal]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)9. Clinton A. Johnston - The Curse of the Po-Mo Pyramid - [scene]
(Performed by Trent Westbrook and Clinton Johnston.)
Lights: everyone in the audience or on stage with a flashlight
1. Alexander Cox - Picture 2 (Dark blue sky & naked tree, 1999) - [monologue]Stage Manager: Jane
(Performed by Ursula J. Hull.)2. Jane Jones - Apples - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Jane Jones.)3. Alexander Cox - Mont Saint Michel - [poem]
(Written and performed by Alexander Cox.)4. Trent Westbrook - Democratic City Council Nominations - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Trent Westbrook.)5. Alexander Cox - Riffing on Chad Blanchard's Lines - [poem]
(Written and performed by Alexander Cox.)
1. Phaedron - Do You Wanna Dance? - [poem]Stage Manager: Clinton
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)2. Phaedron - Sun Chariots Quietude - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)3. Capron/Side Effects - Black Ice - [song]
(Lyrics by Cory Capron. Music by Side Effects, who are Cory Capron: vocals; Annalise Lovelace: guitar; Eric Hovermill: drums.)4. Capron/Side Effects - Manikin Hands - [song]
(Lyrics by Cory Capron. Music by Side Effects.)5. Trotter - The Depression Song - [song]
(Performed by Tim Trotter and Phaedron.)6. Trotter - The Movie Theater Song - [song]
(Performed by Tim Trotter and Phaedron.)
1. Phaedron - Contemplation at Glass House - [poem]Stage Manager: Trent (taking pieces) and Jane (emcee)
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)2. Cox - [poem]
(Written and performed by Alexander Cox.)3. Jones - My Conversation with Brian - [improv]
Note: nothing was turned in for the archive, so I don't have the title of the piece
(Written and performed by Jane Jones.)4. Westbrook - Dead Tree - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Trent Westbrook.)5. Macklin - M & M - [dance]
(Conceived and performed by Peter Macklin.)6. Phaedron - You Lose - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)7. Goode - Fairy Tale for Boy and Girl - [scene]
(Performed by Samantha Sprole, Trent Westbrook, and Ursula Hull.)8. Cox - [poem]
(Written and performed by Alexander Cox.)9. McGrew - Mall of the Afterlife - [scene] - FAK piece
Note: nothing was turned in for the archive, so I don't have the title of the piece
(Performed by Jane Jones, Phaedron, and Samantha Sprole.)
1. Tim Trotter - Return of Alien Boy - [monologue]Stage Manager: Trent
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter.)2. Phaedron - Conversation between Diety and the Cosmos - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)3. Nick Clark - Four Cycle: pt 5, the Neighbors on the Porch Swing - [monologue] - FAK piece
(By Drake Iowa/Nick Clark. Performed by Trent Westbrook.)4. Tim Trotter - Psychologist Office - [scene]
(Performed by Lyse Peterson and Tim Trotter.)5. Phaedron - THEM - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)6. Sherwood Ross - Slumbertime Theatre - [scene]
(Performed by Phaedron, Tim Trotter, and Trent Westbrook.)
1. Cass Cannon - Sad Party Warrior - [poem]Stage Manager: Clinton
(Written and performed by Cass Cannon.)2. Todd Ristau - Where Girls Grow Strong (Archie Levine piece) - [monologue]
(Performed by Greg Hays.)3. Clinton Johnston - The George W. Bush Intel Shuffle - [song]
(Written and performed by Clinton Johnston.)4. John Shirley - John Henry - [monologue]
(Performed by Trent Westbrook.)5. Todd Ristau - Every Flag Draped Corpse MUST Be Republican (Archie Levine piece) - [monologue]
(Performed by Clinton Johnston.)
1. Phaedron - Re: Absolute Zero - [poem]Stage Manager: Trent
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)2. Tim Trotter - Pirates, Arrr!! - [scene]
(By Tim Trotter. Performed by Ursula Hull, Trent Westbrook, and Tim Trotter.)3. Jane Jones - Hole in the Wall - [improv monologue]
(Written and performed by Jane Jones.)4. Phaedron - She's Come Away - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)5. Tim Trotter - Ode to UVA Chicks - [song]
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter, accompanied by Phaedron.)6. Naked Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Sisyphus - [scene] - FAK piece
(Written by Naked Michael Tabor. Performed by Phaedron and Trent Westbrook.)
1. Tim Trotter - 2 Wednesdays Ago - [poem]Stage Manager: Clinton
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter.)2. Eileen Walden - Looking for the Positive - [poem]
(Written and performed by Eileen Walden.)3. Jane Jones - B.C. - [scene]
(Performed by Jamie Frasier, Trent Westbrook, and Jane Jones.)4. Clinton Johnston - Fifteen Times - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Clinton Johnston.)5. Tim Trotter - Balancing Act - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter.)6. Eileen Walden - I'm Takin' the Mornin' Train - [song]
(Written and performed by Eileen Walden.)7. Jamie Johans - Loss - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Jamie Johans.)
1. Tim Trotter - Small Town Goths - [song on guitar]Stage Manager: Trent
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter, with Phaedron on drum.)2. Phaedron - Extremely Confidential/Entrance - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)3. Tim Trotter - Bob, the Terrorist Painter - [song]
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter, with Phaedron on drum.)4. Trent Westbrook - untitled - [scene]
(Performed by Greg Hays and Trent Westbrook.)
1. Trotter - At the Hospital - [scene]Stage Manager: Clinton
(Performed by Meg [last name unknown] and Tim Trotter.)2. unknown person - tells a joke
3. James - Untitled (first line: "Yesterday I was eight years old again") - [song]
(Written and performed by Erin James.)4. Johans & McLean - Conversation I - [audience participation scene]
(Written and performed by Jamie Johans and Christine McLean.)5. Johnston - Janet Jackson's Boob - [one-person scene]
(Written and performed by Clinton Johnston.)6. Milione - 2 Tiny Instrumentals Played as a Medley - [song]
(Written and performed by Sal Milione.)
The venue was there and ready but no one chose to avail themselves of the opportunity. So ... No Shame consisted of Leo Arico, Phaedron, Trent Westbrook, and Ursula Hull congregating in the 3rd Floor lobby of the City Center for the Contemporary Arts. Leo, Phaedron, and Trent each told a joke. Trent and Phaedron both had pieces prepared, but since no other pieces were submitted and no other audience members showed up, those two pieces were not performed.
1. Phaedron - Commentary on "Untitled - Unfinished (?)" - [poem]Stage Manager: Clinton
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)2. Trotter - Stuff - [instrumental on guitar]
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter.)3. Clinton A. Johnston - Personal Perversion - [scene]
(Performed by Leo Arico and Clinton Johnston.)4. Phaedron - White - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)5. Trotter - My First "Good Hate" - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter.)6. John Shirley - Tulips in the Rain - [scene]
(Performed by Ash White and Trent Westbrook.)
1. White - Piece #1 (The Box) - [scene]Stage Manager: Jane
(By Ash White. Performed by Trent Westbrook and Ash White.)2. Phaedron - Do You Wanna Dance? - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)3. Clawson - Devilish No Shame Skit - [scene]
(By Carter Clawson. Performed by Lauren Dyke and Carter Clawson.)4. Sprole - Ocean of You - [song]
(Written and performed by Samantha Sprole.)5. Phaedron - Me and Sam Pluto - [monologue while playing Pluto Box]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)6. King - Publishing Problems - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Mandy King.)7. Sprole - "The wooden box with pillows inside surrounding death ..." (first line) - [poem]
(Written and performed by Samantha Sprole.)
Flashlight No Shame
1. Mandy King - Star's Sentinel - [poem]Stage Manager: Clinton
(Written and performed by Mandy King.)2. Phaedron - The Labor of the Night - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)3. Kristen Cardillo - Fate in General - [scene]
(Performed by Kim Baldwin, Amy Bogardus, and Kristen Cardillo.)4. Tim Trotter - Veggie Heaven Comedy Stuff - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter.)5. Good-Wolf -N- Shook - Cult of Toaster - [scene]
(Written and performed by ?? Good, Justin Wolf, and Morgan Shook, with the assistance of Samantha Sprole and Jane Jones. Note: This piece will be forever remembered as the Icee Hot piece. You had to be there.)6. Trent Westbrook - A Poem for Anne - [poem]
(Written and performed by Trent Westbrook.)7. Phaedron - When I Awoke - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)8. Samantha Sprole - Untitled (first line: I have this feeling ...) - [poem]
(Written and performed by Samantha Sprole.)9. Tim Trotter - Cheerleaders - [scene]
(Performed Tim Trotter with Samantha Sprole.)10. Mandy King - What Lorena Bobbitt Didn't Tell You - [scene]
(Performed by Ash White and Mandy King.)11. Clinton A. Johnston - Two Black Girls, One of Them White - [scene]
(Written and performed by Clinton Johnston, with assistance from Justin Wolf and Morgan Shook.)12. Samantha Sprole - Corn - [scene]
(Performed by Trent Westbrook and Samantha Sprole.)
1. Phaedron - Who & When - [poem]Stage Manager: Jane
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)2. Tim Trotter - Health Watch - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter.)3. Phaedron - Octagon on the Ceiling - [poem]
(Written and performed by Phaedron.)4. Tim Trotter - Any Tuesday ... - [scene]
(Performed by Phaedron and Tim Trotter.)5. Stephen Fonzo - Waves - [song]
(Written and performed by Stephen Fonzo.)
1. Tim Trotter - Pouty Lips / I Love to Yell / Listening to Depressing Old Ladies / Poem - [micro-poems]Stage Manager: Clinton
(Written and performed by Tim Trotter.)2. Sherwood Ross - Jason's Candy Bar - [scene]
(Performed by Clinton Johnston, Trent Westbrook, and Sherwood Ross. Stage directions read by Dolores Curry.)3. Trent Grey Westbrook - A Short Piece about Consoling Others - [scene]
(Performed by Jane Jones, Tim Trotter, and Trent Westbrook.)4. Clinton A. Johnston - More - [scene]
(Performed by Gina Mancuso and Trent Westbrook.)5. Tim Trotter - Anthony's Self-Help Show - [scene]
(Performed by Greg Hays and Tim Trotter.)
1. Johnston - Creepy and Condescending I - [scene]Stage Manager: Clinton
(By Clinton A. Johnston. Performed by Jane Jones and Trent Westbrook.)2. Fonzo - Death Valley - [song]
(Written and performed by Stephen Fonzo.)3. Westbrook - Untitled: "Imagine me fixed, unchanging as the numb salted sea ..." (first line) - [poem]
(Written and performed by Trent Grey Westbrook.)4. Fonzo - Peering into the Human Eye - [song]
(Written and performed by Stephen Fonzo.)5. Johnston - Creepy and Condescending II - [scene]
(By Clinton A. Johnston. Performed by Trent Westbrook and Jane Jones.)
1. Ruelle & Johnston - Clinton/Bush audience improvStage Manager: Clinton
(By Joan Ruelle, Clinton Johnston, and the entire audience. Performed by Joan Ruelle and Clinton Johnston.)2. Johnston - A Childish Proposal - [improv scene]
(Written and performed by Clinton Johnston.)