No Shame Theatre Archives (2001)

KEY:
Author or (No Shamer) - Title (Performers, if known)

"Well, last night's great experiment was pretty successful, I thought. 8 pieces and a great variety among them. Let's see, there was a three scene short play, a couple of monologues, dancing hands, some singing, some guitars--a kooky crazy mix." ---Ristau

1) Stan Jankaitis - Jeb and the Bank Loan

(performed by Todd Ristau, J.D. Ruelle, Paul Southerington and Rod Waterman)
[A weird little three scene play about a guy geting a bank loan.]

2) Jeff Syte - Hands

[a hand mime jive to classical music.]

3) Laura Storm - Untitled scene on a bus

(acted by J.D. Ruelle and Todd Ristau)

4) Sal Milione - Thoughts

[song with guitar "Right Brain Spatial Relationship Musings put into words....something like that..."]

5) Christina Sayer - Me -&- My Shadow

[not a song and dance routine, but sort of scary piece toying with the lack of light.]

6) Mary Fries - Fumes in a Dark Room

7) Sage Merritt - Untitled piece with a phone

8) Todd Ristau - the green man

[Yes, its an oldie but a goodie. The hospital worker who runs the incinerator.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Vanessa Nickens - Wanted - [a monologue about a want ad]
2) Todd Ely - Untitled - [3 minutes of Todd staring into the audience with deep concentration, ending with a gesture and a question about "the bags". It rocked.]
3) Alison Taylor - Cutting from the smoking play
4) Clinton A. Johnston - Taking Sides - [a nice monologue which was hurt by the actress announcing unexpectedly before the monologue that she was not a racist. This really undercut the the effectiveness of the piece. Clinton hammered back several beers. This one deserves a second chance with an actress who doesn't grossly underestimate the audience's ability to separate character from actor on stage.]
5) Jennifer Funk - [No Title] - [great monologue about a kid who "does bad things." Spooky. Come back Jennifer Funk!]
6) Laura Storm - I Always Loved Teaching - [monologue about a teacher confronting school violence.]
7) Ayesha Muhammad - My Job - [A guardian Angel is frustrated at work.]
8) Todd Ristau - Rabbit - [yes, the one I can do blind drunk and half asleep--and have done a number of times...its an oldie but a goodie and everything is new in Charlottesville.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Todd Ristau - Bench
[two masked characters, one woman feeding pigeons and one homeless man who she teaches to feed pigeons though all he wants to do is eat the bread himself. You think its romance, but of course its murder instead.]
2) Justin Wolf, Morgan Shook - Soap Opera
[Our first multi media piece with a monitor and camera focusing on the audience while the actors provide narration. Very wonderful.]
3) Clinton Johnston - Letter to Major Oglethorpe, Army Intelligence
[Read by Scott Silet. A high ranking general is pissed about Survivor the tv show demonstrating that gay men and women represent the superior elements of our nation's population.]
4) Jennifer Funk - Scary Kid at Home
[the kid from last week interacts with his sister....he still does bad things.]
5) Sal Milione - All Your Love
[Song with nifty light cues and stage antics.]
6) Dan Best - Tomato #1
[a tomato grows, dies, and grows again.]
7) Sage Merritt - The Lifeguard
[A lifeguard shares her regrets and existential pain.]
8) Todd Ristau - Firebug
[ruminations of a guy who likes fires.]
9) Sarah Clark - Poems
10) T.Q. Jabari - Popular
[a battered girlfriend tells about the death of her abuser and the circumstances leading to the action she took.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Ristau - Dishwasher - [read by Sean, a dishwasher tells why his job ain's so bad. Very popular among the food service industry professionals in the audience.]
2) Allison Taylor - The Pursuit of Happiness - ["you swear you're not screwing some poor high school chick?"]
3) Clinton Johnston - untitled - [Improv about going to the testing place. Would have been a short evening without it--thank you clinton for breaking your theatre acting fast to do the piece. It was, as always, brilliant.]
4) Ristau - Cutting from Thunder Without Rain - [Coyote and Old Woman argue--about whether he loves her enough to hate her.]
5) Ristau - $80 a week - [(good thing I brought extra pieces!) discussion of masturbation and payments by the University for Sperm Donations]
6) Leon Salidas - Untitled Monologue - [welcome Leon--you don't know him, but you are the Dan Lane of Charlottesville.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Ristau - And Now the News - [(oh my god, he wrote a new one!) a parody of the local Channel 29 news team reading stories pulled from Third Eye Over Iowa. Acted by Todd and Joan.]
2) Sal Milione - The Building - [Song]
3) Justin Wolf - The Singing Saw, Dancer, Guitar and Fiddle
4) Alison Taylor - The Cure for Insomnia - ["So, what does mono do anyway?"]
5) Clinton Johnston - The Poem - [...wow...that was amazing, a parody of how poetry is too often read, but a great poem anyway!]
6) Alison Taylor - ??? -[(not sure--no script)]
7) Fred Norberg - [Monologue about coming to grips with a dead parent, read by Scott Silet.]
8) Ristau - Piece for Memorial Day 2001 - [wow, 2 new pieces in one night. Soldier in full ww2 US army uniform and an M1 garand rifle writes a letter home to mother about Anzio...]
9) Leon Salidas - "Something Tells Me This Isn't an Orignal Idea" - [ another weird and wonderful Salidas event.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Ristau - Me and Dad - [a parody of that commercial for the metal detectors, only the father and son are grave robbers with shovels. "And the excercise? That's good for both of us."]

4) Todd Ristau - George Donner's Dying Thoughts - [a not very good poem about freezing to death.]
5) Dan Best - Bird - [An egg becomes bird, bird is fed, it grows, it flies, it eats tomato seeds, it dies a painful death, it rots, a tomato grows....]
6) Sal Milione - Blues Improv on guitar.

• Todd Ristau - Social Discourse, Religious Intercourse
  

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Salidas - ??? - [an improv? No script on file]
2) Rod Waterman - Fishing - [A story teller tells the story of two guys fishing--Bobby Ed and Ivor]
3) Ristau - Benched - [Two old guys talk about being old and the virtue or vice of trying to stay young.]
4) Parr - Quittin' Time at the Virgin Factory or A History of Human Sexuality in Five Minutes
5) Sal Milione - ??? - [Song on Guitar--not sure which one]
6) J.D. Ruelle - Black Book - [a woman about to be married disses her exes.]
7) Rod Waterman - Never Came - [Kind of an homage to Godot, with a Lost Girl and a Hip Priest.]
8) Greg Hays - The Leg (aka Acceptance Speech) - [The first winner of the prop closet door prize delivers an amazing speech as recipient of the International Triumph of the Human Spirit Award after surviving an avalanche on the north face of K3...while holding the leg of a member of his party who didn't....]
9) Clinton Johnston - ??? - [no script]
10) Ristau - Chicken Sunday - [another oldie pulled out of the closet, man recounts his free chicken dinner at the Goodwill on Ashland Ave. in Chicago.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Morgan Shook and Justin Wolf - A Study of Blantant Homosexuality - ["oh for the love of Pete!"]
2) Jessica McCoy - Turning 24 - [it really was her birthday!]
3) Clinton Johnston - Walking Down The Mall - [a song]
4) Justin Wolf and Morgan Shook - [no script available]
5) Todd Ristau - Mortichi Krable - [a 38 year old man in loin cloth and crown of thorns carries his cross and considers a career change.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Clinton A. Johnston - 'Tis Better - [a two person scene about giving and getting.]
2) Alison Taylor - At The Drive Thru - [an English man contends with a voice on the other end of one of those drive through speaker phones. Will it be love, will it be food, will it just be abuse? 15 pages, ranking as the longest No Shame piece ever at C'ville, but we only had 3 that night and it was good so nobody sent out the hook at 5 minutes.]
3) Nathan Piazza - The Negotiations - [an interesting examination of music industry insidership and conspiracy.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Dan Best and Clinton Johnston - [pairs improv]
2) Lindsay and Wheeler - [The very popular Belly Dancer]
3) Donovan - THE GUN - [Door Prize winner, "Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun."]
4) Clinton A. Johnston - To Give Than To Receive - [companion piece to "Tis Better"]
5) Alison Taylor - Poe - [An homage to UVA's favorite drop out.]
6) Dan Best - Being and Nothingness II
7) bkMarcus - After The End
8) Clinton Johnston - UVA Girls/Hot Girls - [songs about their titles.]

"Mystery Woman. Where the hell did she come from? I talked to her afterwards and found out her name is Natalie, and she hadn't performed in 12 years. I didn't catch the name of the piece she did (it was the one in which she holds a gift she just received) but her performance was phenomenal." ---Darius Fatemi

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Clinton Johnston - Audience Generated scene
2) Lee Moyer - Heaven's Gate
3) Chernila - Cheshire Cats and Meteorologists
4) Justin Wolf and Adam Smith - ??? - ["Beat Boy?" "Best Box?"--there is a reason we ask for these things to be typed, you know....]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Milione - So Far Away - [Song]
2) Girard - The Antlers Piece
3) Clinton Johnston - Focus Group "Judith"
4) Michael Bickett - Untitled
5) Jones and Sylvia - [no script available]
6) Rothman - Gunplay - ["Shit, my dick is bigger than that gun."]
7) Leon Salidas - [no script available]
8) Todd Ristau - How I Didn't Lose My Virginity - [The first "Memoir Piece". title says it all.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Milione - Song
2) Jane Jones - Untitled - [woman talks about life and new husband]
3) Scott Silet - Sunday Afternoon in the Park With George - [the badly mauled chest makes its return.]
4) Kitchen - untitled
5) Salidas - Song - [(was this Leon or his brother?)]
6) Beery - Improv
7) Ristau - ??? - ["just one country" was the last line, I have no idea what the piece was about--if anyone remembers, let me know!!]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Milione - Baby Whatcha Do To Me - [song and musical improvisation]
2) Ian and Patrick Yott, (vocal coaching by Quincy Yott) - 14 Year- Old's Morning Day and Night - [Instant messaging madness, quite wonderful!]
3) Not sure--no script, no order sheet available (Clinton thinks this may have been Under the Table in Stormy Weather)
4) Chandler - "I'm not here to hit on anybody"
5) Ralph Canon - All I Wanna Be is a Lesbian - [a very funny song whose theme is in the title. Ian and Quincy Yott covered their ears.]
6) Alison Taylor - "What do I want?"
7) Beery - "And I can't move on until I'm over her."
8) Ristau - What was I thinking? or Why I stopped smoking pot - [ The memoir pieces begin.....]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Clinton Johnston - Line 6 - [A minor functionary in Hell places a call to coporate executive.]
2) Gromadzki - Door Prize Reprise - [the inflatable snake comes back--pardon the pun.]
3) Lee Moyer - An Experiment in Reportage... - [examination of news media]
4) Gilfillan - Untitled
5) Cannon - The Pork Song - [sung advertisment for pork products interrupts broadcast of Charlotte's Web.]
6) Greg Hays - Republican Shopping Network - [Hilarious home shopping network parody with Clinton Johnston playing Governor Jim Gilman's wife Roxanne peddling products as alternative sources of funding for things like social programs and education.]
7) Alison Taylor - "I would kill for just one day to be a guy."
8) Johnston - Announcements-- a Judith piece

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

9:52 pm, Friday, August 10, 2001

"No Shame continues to slowly grow in Charlottesville.  
Something that I am really psyched about is that the last three 
weeks in a row, we have had first time writers testing the waters 
at No Shame.  That's great.  A lot of credit goes to Todd's brilliant 
door prize idea.  

"For those of you in other No Shames, this is how it works.  Each 
week, we give as a door prize, a prop from Todd's prop closet 
(14 years in the making) that has been in one of Todd's shows.  
The person who gets the prop gets to keep it if the next week, 
that person comes back with a piece that uses that prop.  If they 
don't come up with a piece, they've got to bring the prop back to 
put it back into the kitty.  (Of course, we haven't figured out 
how to enforce this second rule.)  We've been doing this for 
about ten weeks and have only had one prop not come back yet.  I 
am so proud of Charlottesville!!"
---Clint Johnston

1) Clinton Johnston - The Steely Dan Piece
2) Alison Taylor - "You better spit out your gum."
3) [missing]
4) Chandler - The Highway worker piece - [prop prize comes back in form of shovel.]
5) Clinton Johnston - Billboard
6) Milione - Cool Touch - [song]
7) Ristau - The Haircut - [another memoir about my dad and a hair cut I didn't want while Clinton shaved my head with clippers.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Clinton Johnston and Scott Silet - [group writing scene]
2) Elena Murphy - Why I Hate No Shame or Think Twice When They Take Your Money (performed by Kirsten Thorsen)
3) Hinman - Untitled monologue--"A taste of something I haven't had in a while."
4) Clinton A. Johnston - And Now A Word from Our Sponsor - ["You gotta buy STUFF"]
5) Todd Ristau - OK, I'm an Idiot, but Will You Still Go Out With Me? - [memoir piece about The Girl in the Union Pantry--and I was NOT stalking her.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Wolf and Shook - Not Suitable for Children - [snorting En-er-C]
2) Ristau - Divine - [weird thing about two guys talking about some sort of jesus guy--I don't know what it means, I wrote it during a writing class with Mac Wellman, what do you want?]
3) Chernilla--Improv--"As long as I still love her"
4) Sean Nitchmann - Personal Soundtrack
5) No script in archive
6) Clinton Johnston - The Model Choreographer Interview
7) No Script in archive
8) Ristau - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.... (or It's Not Who You Are Or What You Are It's just being able to accept the challenge....) - [memoir piece about when I got arrested for drunk driving and was wearing my grandpa's shirt.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Todd Wm. Ristau - Theatre Is Ephemeral, Film Is Forever - [NOT A MEMOIR PIECE: this is the one about the guy who wants to be in a movie--the one where he tells about the kids in school tying an airconditioner to his neck with barbed wire and throwing him in the swimming pool.]
2) Allison and Ely - "They Stole That From Shakespeare!" but they had a nice bike part in there.
3) Leon Salidas - [Improved scene]
4) Maisels - Gabrielle's Monologue - ["two ficus trees--oo-la-la"]
5) Johnston and Silet - [Audience generated piece]
6) Gary Galbraith - Standup Routine, Why do Gay Men Like Liza So Much?
7) Milione - How Could I Know You Was Gone, If You Didn't Even Say Goodbye?" - [song on guitar with story.]
8) French - Habitrail - [wonderful and fast poem.]
9) Brandon Allison - Headlight Philosphy
10) Ristau - Sometimes Its Not Who You Are Or What You're Wearing, but What You're Willing to Be or Drunk School. - [a memoir piece about the Red Stallion in coralville, the night I graduated from drunk school.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Ristau - The Huns Story - [boring long multimedia piece with the Huns playing behind me. Not the best memoir piece.]
2) Brandon Allison - England - [BFE]
3) Salidas and Salidas - Improv-- "reference to the stars"
4) Standord - Walks off stage
5) Millione - Song
6) Jay Dempsy - To Be Free?
7) Johnston - Corporate Sponsorship for Our Worship - ["Good Morning Children"; The Church of Judith examines Mister Rogers]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Scott Silet - Improv discussion on the events of the week - [Scott Silet opened the show by talking about his reactions to the WTC/Pentagon attacks and inviting comments from the audience making an open forum of sorts.]
2) Mingeetsu, et al - [Improv and music]
3) White - "Son, you're going to amount to Jack-Shit."
4) Jane Jones - scene about love and ravioli
5) Westbrook - "I can still hear her crying at night"
6) Ristau - The end of the world

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Beth Dovel - "My memory is gone"
2) Jane Jones - Uncouth
3) Clinton Johnston - Couple Verses of WAR
4) Lea Marshall - Nine (11) Foot Sway - (performed by Annaliese Moyer)
5) Clinton Johnston - "If all the worlds a stage..."

[SOURCE: ???]

1) Ristau - Puberty Shriek the werewolf play, episode 1
2) Milione - Christmas is Near - [song with props]
3) Clinton Johnston - Time Lost - [beatniky performance art examination of existentialism....zowie.]
4) Moyer - "Thank you Thank you, I know you'll understand" - [examination of the effects of 9-11, vet talks to a man]
5) Clinton Johnston - Improv
6) Ristau - Remember when I told you about my pot smoking days? - [memoir piece which was a reading from a journal written in 1984 while actually under the influence of the demon weed.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Ristau - Puberty Shriek, the werewolf play episode 2 - [Max and Candy are in the woods. Max wants to do Candy, but she wants to save herself for marriage. She leaves him in the dark without a way home.]
2) Salidas - Improv with grunting and a bench - [I loved this one. ]
3) Jane Jones - Reiterate, Regurgitate
4) Franca - Debbie is Holding a Baby - [The gal who won the baby finally returns! (don't tell the cops we gave away a kid as a door prize last month)]
5) Davis - No Shame Piece?
6) Milione - Blues Improv Submitted on Cocktail Napkin
7) Jane Jones - I wasn't the same person any more
8) Lee Moyer - Toyotathon
9) Reed and Dempsy - Dinosaur
10) Jane Jones - My Sexually Active Friends
11) Clinton A. Johnston - Everything You Feel Is Wrong! - [game show themed examination of patriotism and self esteem.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Ristau--Puberty Shriek episode 3 (OLD MAN meets CANDY in the woods and shouts a lot about the Mooooon, the God Damned Mooooon!, then bonks her on the head.)
2) James Parr - The Envelope
3) Bremen Donovan--"Unity"
4) Clinton Johnston--"Last Five Dollars" Blues tune
5) Justin Wolf - TV For Sinners (Public Service announcement #1)
6) Jane Jones--"Scream"
7) Ristau--"My Mom is Here Tonight" (Another memoir piece)

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Ristau--Puberty Shriek Episode 4 (Julian is tied in a chair and screaming for heroin injection, Lindsey is being foul mouthed and sexy in mohawk and leather. Performed by Annaliese Moyer & Clint Johnston)
2) Johnston and Best--Pairs exercise
3) Jay Dempsey--Improv about forgetting lines
4) Amanda French - Heterosexism
5) Clinton Johnston - Behind the Scenes
6) Ristau--Memoir piece--"I used to work in prisons"

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Ristau--Puberty Shriek Episode 5--(Uncle Carl--whom we all know as John MacFaddin--is arguing from his porch with a voice on the wind...)
2) Lee Moyer - Vi-Aggravation!
3) Jane Jones--"Bridge Over the River Why"
4) Sal Milione--Children's song--"Walking in a Creepy Forest"
5) Miller--"Pretty as an Airport"
6) Lee Moyer - Death of a Superman
7) Clinton Johnston--Song--"When the Layoffs Came"
8) Ristau--"My Dean Martin Vision"

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Ristau-- Puberty Shriek Episode 6--Julian and Lindsey bring Max inside the house, Julian screams for the injection, Linsdey fondles and licks Max, and then Mary comes in wearing a wedding dress and knocks Max out by hitting him in the head with a shovel.
2) Ryan- Self Referential Manifesto (Standup Comedy)
3) Sal Milione- "Carry On" song
4) Justin Wolf- John Bobbit is Jogging 4 Jesus Monologue
5) Browder- "master blaster" song
6) Moyer- "No Shame, No Question" monologue
7) Ristau- "Why My Brother Has Reason To Hate Me" Memoir piece

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Todd Ristau I, Puberty Shriek Episode #7, scene
2) Stevie Jay, Stand Up/Performance Art
3) Todd Ristau II, Are You A Zombie?, monologue
4) Sal Milione, A Gap In My Generation, song with guitar
5) Jane Jones, Ghost In My School, monologue
6) Ryan, Stand Up
7) Clinton Johnston, The Law of Sex, scene
8) Ristau III, The Crawling Carrion of County Road Q, monologue with video

[SOURCE: order from Todd Ristau via email]

1. Preshow--Clinton and Dan doing pairs, Justin on Saw
2. "announcements" Hello and welcome to No Shame!
3. Todd Ristau - Memoir Piece: How I Didn't Lose My Virginity
4. Sal Milione - How Could I know? (or whatever sal wants to call it now)
5. Dan Best - Tomato #1
6. Amanda French - Habitrail
7. Todd Ristau - the green man
8. Greg Hays - Acceptance Speech
9. bkMarcus - After The End
10. Clinton Johnston - A Poem
11. James Parr - The Envelope
12. Sean Nitchmann - Personal Soundtrack
-----INTERMISSION-----
13. Clinton Johnston - Uva Girls/Hot Girls
14. Lea Marshall - Nine (11) Foot Sway
15. Bremen Donovan - Unity
16. Lee Moyer - Toyotathon
17. Clinton A. Johnston - Everything You Feel Is Wrong!
18. Justin Wolf - TV For Sinners (Public Service announcement #1)
19. Jane Jones - Uncouth
20. Greg Hays - Republican Shopping network
21. Sal Milione - The Christmas Song
22. Todd Ristau - Mortichi Krable
23. Clinton Johnston - Last $5
24. (floater, not in order) Dempsy - Dinosaur

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1. Preshow--Clinton and Dan doing pairs, Justin on Saw
2. "announcements" Hello and welcome to No Shame!
3. Todd Ristau - Memoir Piece: How I Didn't Lose My Virginity
4. Sal Milione-How Could I know? (or whatever sal wants to call it now)
5. Clinton A. Johnston - Everything You Feel Is Wrong!
6. Justin Wolf - TV For Sinners (Public Service announcement #1)
7. Greg Hays-Republican Shopping network
8. Amanda French - Habitrail
9. Dan Best-Tomato #1
10. bkMarcus - After The End
11. James Parr - The Envelope
12. Lea Marshall - Nine (11) Foot Sway
13. Clinton Johnston-UVA Girls
-----INTERMISSION-----
14. Sean Nitchmann - Personal Soundtrack
15. Jane Jones - Uncouth
16. Lee Moyer - Toyotathon
17. Clinton Johnston-A Poem
18. Bremen Donovan-Unity
19. Todd Ristau - the green man
20. Greg Hays - Acceptance Speech
21. Sal Milione-The Christmas Song
22. Todd Ristau-Mortichi Krable
23. Clinton Johnston-Last $5
24. (floater, not in order) Dempsy-Dinosaur

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Ristau--Puberty Shriek, Episode 8 - [Candy is killed by werewolves and two deputies find her body. Ick.]
2) Unterman and Mingtsu-"I don't like Kathy Lee" - [comparative dissonance song (and dang wonderful it was, too.)]
3) Lee Moyer - Delicious
4) Silet and Johnston--Church oriented Audience Generated Script
5) Music with Guitar and Flute
6) Best--Fishing Scene (Dan and Todd)
7) Milione-"Here I Go Again" Song
8) Lee Moyer - Owning Up
9) Johnston--"Judith Priest IV" Monologue

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Todd Ristau - Stockton Davies Short play (Todd Ristau, Allison Taylor, Sean Nitchmann)
2) Johnston--"Than To" Play
3) Westbrook-- "Time Served" Short play about mental illness
4) Lee Moyer - Freaks
5) Allison--"Are You Sure?" Monologue
6) Johnston--"Coltrane" Monologue
7) Todd Ristau - Mac Wellman Excercise #1

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

Prop given away as door prize was a geological survey map of Omaha, Nebraska.

1) Ristau - Puberty Shriek, Episode 10 - [(nine will be next week) Sheriff's Deputy comes to talk to John MacFaddin--the same one that Mary was calling Carl--who is drawing a protection circle and occult charms in salt on the ground. He seems alarmed to find out that there has been a murder on his property.]
2) [Ristau] - Good Housekeeper Schweik - [An absurdist attempt to distract the audience while getting the salt off the stage from the first piece.]
3) Sean Nitchmann - Discount Bob - [monologue about genetic engineering and the neat new pet, the chickenpussy.]
4) Lee Moyer - Substitute Preacher - [What was it, Rev. Lew Isifer? What a wonderful send up of the Johnston "Praise Judith" pieces!]
5) Best--"Empty Box" - [improv]
6) Justin Wolf - Smoocher
7) Hollenbeck--"The Way It All Works pt.2" - [A really smart monologue about the higher self.]
8) Kathryn Stolzenbach--WWOD #1
9) Clinton A. Johnston - Parking Lot Attack: A Fox 5 Exclusive - [Play, great send up of the Fox News Channel.]
10) Millione -- "George Harrison Prayer" - [Tribute in word and guitar playing.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1) Fucci XXV - Osama TV - [monologue]
2) Jones- Sarah Beth (monologue)
3) Best- "Skippy's Here and Now Monologue"
4) Fowler and Moneymaker
5) bkMarcus - Royro
6) Downing "Girls of the Grasshopper Palace"
7) Davis- "Sunbeam" (poem)
8) Milione- "Mountain Song"
9) Sean Nitchmann - Dave the Angry Suburban Poet - My Lawn
10) Cory Capron - Lady Blue sung poem
11) Wolf- "Boredom" Music
12) Joshua DeBeer - Guitar Pick - [Door prize monologue]
13) Lee Moyer - A Feeling of Death
14) Todd Ristau - Abandon the Theatre, for it is going to BURN!

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Todd Ristau]

1. Todd Ristau - Puberty Shriek, Episode 10 - [scene]

(Performed by Lee Moyer.)

2. ? Jordan - "Poem"

(Written and performed by ? Jordan.)

3. Jason Burke - Cherokee Street - [song]

(Written and performed by Jason Burke.)

4. S. Ross - Yamamoto's Decision - [scene/excerpt]

(Performed by D. Curry and S. Ross.)

5. Jane Jones - I Am Teething! - [monologue]

(Written and performed by Jane Jones.)

6. Sal Milione - Grateful Dead Bootlegs/Second Hand Smoke - [monologue/song]

(Written and performed by Sal Milione.)

7. Dan Best - What I Learned In College - [monologue]

(Written and performed by Dan Best.)

8. Clinton Johnston - Work #1 - [scene]

(Performed by Clinton Johnston, Todd Ristau, Scott Silet, Jane Jones, J.D. Ruelle, Lee Moyer)

9. bkMarcus - Ronny Faber Versus The Tooth Faerie. Chapter 2: Dark Faerie - [reading]

(Written and read by bkMarcus.)

10. Lee Moyer - Day Trip to Guam

(Performed by Greg Hayes and Lee Moyer.)

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Ursula]

1. Todd Ristau - Puberty Shriek, Episode 11 - [scene]

(Performed by Clinton Johnston, Annaliese Moyer, Natalie Marcus, Jay Dempsey.)

2. bkMarcus - Ronny Faber Versus The Tooth Faerie. Chapter 2: Dark Faerie. "Fireworks." - [reading]

(Written and read by bkMarcus.)

3. Jeff Goode - A 1-Minute Christmas Carol

(Performed by Dan McShane, Clinton Johnston, Lee Moyer, Greg Hayes, Leo Arico.)

4. Scott Silet and Clinton Johnston - Improv

(Improv by Scott Silet and Clinton Johnston.)

5. Trent Westbrook - His Clothes Are Dyed in the Blood of Starving Children - [monologue]

(Written (and performed?) by Trent Westbrook.)
[door prize piece, the Belgian Santa]

6. Sal Milione - [Untitled Instrumental] - [song]

(Written and performed by Sal Milione.)

7. Lee Moyer - Home Truths - [monologue]

(Written and performed by Lee Moyer.)

8. bkMarcus - Ronny Faber Versus The Tooth Faerie. Chapter 2: Dark Faerie. "TV Dinner." - [reading]

(Written and read by bkMarcus.)

9. Frederik Norberg - Krizmuzdai - [monologue]

(Performed by Bremen Donovan.)

10. J.D. Scott - Chanting the Pickle Deific - [poem]

(Performed by Leo Arico.)

11. Brandon Allison - 3rd Grade, All the World's a Stage, What Are You Doing Saturday Night? - [poems]

(Written and performed by Brandon Allison.)

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Ursula]
[NOTE: I was not there on December 21st, so if anyone can or wants to post corrections, amendments, additions, deletions or whatever to this order, please do. ---U.]

1. Todd Ristau - Puberty Shriek, Episode 12 - [scene]

(Performed by Todd Ristau and Lee Moyer.)

2. Sal Milione - The Sal Show, Part 1 - [monologue]

(Written and performed by Sal Milione.)

3. Alex Davis - Chopsticks - [poem]

(Written and performed by Alex Davis.)

4. Rich Cieslewitz - "I've been dizzy walking in a tizzy" (1st line). - [song]

(Written and performed by Rich Cieslewitz.)

5. Brandon Allison - Nam - [monologue]

(Written and performed by Brandon Allison.)

6. Sal Milione - The Sal Show (paintings) - [monologue]

(Written and performed by Sal Milione.)

7. Clinton Johnston - Work #2 - Vince - [monologue]

(Written and performed by Clinton Johnston.)

8. K.T. - "Poems."

(Written and performed by K.T.)

9. Kathy Steblen and Sal Milione - Just a Touch Away - [song]

(Performed by Sal Milione.)

10. Lee Moyer - Judith Christmas! A Sermon for the First Church of Judith - [monologue]

(Written and performed by Lee Moyer.)

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Ursula]
[NOTE: I was not there on December 28th, so if anyone can or wants to post corrections, amendments, additions, deletions or whatever to this order, please do. ---U.]

• Todd Ristau - My Life, My Heart, Fuck You and Yours