No Shame Theatre Archives (2003-2004)

KEY:
Author(s) - Title (Performers, if known)

Board of Directors for Fall 2003
Luke Pingel
Jesse Wozniak
Andy Schroeder
Sarah West
Q
Tim Pieper

Intro: Luke
Order: Jesse

1) Tim Witta T - Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde-Gomez

(Tim)

2) Sarah West - The Every Other Weekly Top 10

(Sarah)

3) Jeff Johnson - I'm Just Like That Dude In 'A Beautiful Mind,' But I'm Not a Whiny Bitch, and I Can Act

(Jeff)

4) Q - Three Times The Q-ness...yeah

(Q)

5) Dave and Crystal - Lingerie Model Period Colon Period Intro Period and Punctuation

(Dave and Crystal)

6) Andy Schroeder - A UNI Religion Minor's Passion Play

(Andy, Jesse, Luke, Q)

7) Sarebear West - This Song is About Dinosaurs II

(Sarah)

8) Joel Zummack - The Avenue

(Joel)

9) Benooby - The Name Game

(Benooby)

10) Lindsey Schill, Jr. - Since I Can't Sing

(Lindsey)

11) Nick Johnson - If You Don't Understand Pig Latin, It's a Good Time to Go to the Bathroom

(Nick)

12) Jason Nebergall - This Skit Got Hips!

(Andy, Mystery Girl #1, Mystery Girl #2, Mystery Girl #4, Mystery Girl #3)

13) Ryan Wickham and Cliff Blodgett - The Bad Tour Guide

(Ryan, Cliff, Ben, Mystery Dude #1)

14) Luke Pingel - Upon the Arrival of the Girl with Cigarette Burns on Her Arms, Cleansing and Gahzal For Dixie

(Luke)

15) JWo - A Requium For The Children of Destiny

(Jesse)

Announcements: Luke Pingel
Order: Andy Schroeder

1) Nick Johnson - A Children's Story
2) Joseph Greve - The Pleasure of Life
3) Jeff Johnson - The Johns
4) Cliff Blodsett, Jeff Johnson, and Ryan Wickham - The Really Deep Guy
5) Jesse Wozniak - Jesse's First Poem of The Night
6) Joel Zummak - Looking Up
7) Andy Schroeder - True Film Facts
8) Katrina - God Bless Adel
9) Tim Pieper - A Collection of Short Works by Tim Pieper
10) Benubi - Awareness
11) Crystal Grayle S. - April 5th 2003
12) Tom Willby - A Gentleman's Guide to Dynamite Fishing
13) Jesse Wozniak - Jesse's Second Poem of the Night
14) Michael Tabor - Real Slow in the Car
15) Bill - Untitled
16) Luke Pingel - Thunder Lizard!

Announcements - Andy
Order - Jesse

1) Crystal Schneider - "I'm Real Holy"
1.5) Jesse Wozniak and Andy Schroeder - SupershadWo Strikes Back...Agayn
2) Jesse Wozniak - Fuck You, Audience
3) Sara West - Vaginas with Bazookas...KAPOW!!!* (or Pussy)
4) Lindsey Schill - I Still Can't Sing...Part II
5) Andy Schroeder - Gay Cockroaches
6) Katrina - Buttsex, Anyone?* (or Thunderstorms)
7) Andy Schroeder - Gay Beatles
8) Jesse Wozniak - A P.S.A for the R.I.A.A.
9) Ben Lane - College Life 101
10) Q - Are You There, God? It's Me, Q*
11) Dave Murry - Dr. Suess was a Virgin
12) Josh Ebener - The Eagle Song
13) Tom Willoby - Amazing-Boy Saves the Day
14) Neil Van Gorger - Filled with Syrupy, Fruity Jelly...Fuck No! Filled with Rage You Fuckin' Piece of Whore Shit
15) Puke Tingel - Rimjobs-A-Plenty*

Announcements: Andy
Order: Tim

1) Russ & TimTim - Soundcheck
2) Andy Schroeder - The Child Pornographer Sketch
3) Tim Pieper - St. Augustine's Ghastly Fraternity Desecration
4) Nich Johnson - Infomercial
5) Hector Gonzalez Martinez - Amigo Love
6) Jesse Scott Genesius Wozniak - Here's a piece of found art for you, you pretentious fucking assholes
7) Pamela - Ouch! My Erection! (actually untitled)
8) Myquakie - My Talky & Me!
9) Michael Tabor - I Like to Play Sports
10) Jesse Wozniak - My Name is Jesse, and I have 3 black friends, So I Can Use the Word "Nigger."

Announcements - Jesse Wozniak
Order - Luke Pingel

1) Tim Boucher - 4 All of Time
2) Jesse Wozniak - Dude, Where's my Boner?
3) Jeff "He's Single, Ladies!!!" Johnson - Halloween Party
4) Joel Z - The Non-Q Suicide Monologue (You Know It's True)
5) Q - The Redeamer Makes Better Toilet Paper Than the Legacy, But Just Barely
6) Q - My Duckie Underpants
7) The Audience - Applause
8) Nick Johnson - Not So Superman
9) Tim Pieper - Sweet Vespers
10) Pamela - I'm a Jewish Nazi, Bitch
11) Luke Pingel - Writing Laina
12) Clifford Bodgett - Roommates
13) Tim Tim - The Reason I Believe In God
14) Jesse Wozniak - Dinosaurs! Protesters History's Rappers Dinosaurs First Rappers Part 2, Charlie's Angels' Revenge
15) Neil Van Gorder - T.V. Good Times
16) Tim Boucher - Justin Timberlake Sucks Ass
17) Andrew J. Schroeder - Penis, Anyone?

Announcements: Andy Schroder
Order: Q

1. Tim Boucher - A Demonstration of Old School Felching
2. Ben Layne - It's Hard to Keep It in the Closet When It Looks This Good
3. Brent Nichols - Jennifer
4. Q - Sweet Jazz Farts
5. Andrew J. Schroeder - Grope-Bot-A-Go-Go
6. Nick Johnson - Nick Johnson Presents: I Was Too Lazy to Write Something
7. Tom Willoughby - Fourth of July
8. Pam DeYoung - Pamtastic Ejastic!
9. Neil Van Gorder - What She Was Doodling on the Notepad-You Got That Right? Right. A Pretty Bikini Ride. That's Right
10. Luke Pingel - St. Patrick's Eve 2003: Gary Burton Live at Chicago Symphony Hall
11. Michael Tabor - Michael Tabor Colon Asshole
12. Tim Pieper - I Sure Hope No One Takes a Cat Nap During This Piece About My Cat

Announcements: Sarah West
Order: Tim Pieper

1. The Audience - Applause

(Audience)

2. Jesse Wozniak with Howard Zimmerle on the Jam Box - Stick This In Your Pipe and Smoke It, You Goddamn Hippes

(Woz, Howard Z)

3. Nick Johnson - Don't Worry About Me, Worry About Yourselves

(Nick J)

4. Jeff Lenhart - Robespierre

(Jeff L)

5. Andy Schroeder and Jesse Wozniak - Convoy of Love or Trucker Slut Wanda Gets Gangbanged

(Woz, Andy S)

6. Howard Zimmerle - Stop Being Such a Baby

(Howard, Woz)

7. Sarah West - My Favorite Color is Rainbow

(Sarah W)

8. Mike Collet - So Intoxicated

(Mike C, Howard)

9. Tim Pieper - Hip-Hop

(Tim P)

10. Andy Schroeder - The Mysterious Secrets of Plan B

(Andy S, Sarah W, Tim P, Luke P, Woz)

11. Pete Feltman - The Student Teaching Blues

(Pete F)

12. Clifford Blodgett and Ryan Wickham - Not the Greatest, But the Bestest

(Cliff B, Ryan W)

13. Grant Tracey - Overtures

(Grant T)

14. Neil Van Gorder - Milk Mustaches, Cow Meat, The Latin Robot Will Change Your Heart

(NVG)

15. Luke Pingel - It's Practice Time!

(Luke P)

Announcements: Luke Pingel
Order: Neil Van Gorder

1. Tim Boucher - In My Life

(Tim B)

1.5 Andy Schroeder and Neil Van Gorder - Robots 4 Ever

(Andy S, NVG)

2. Josh Goodrich - Finally, The Rock Has Come Back to No Shame Theatre! No , Even Better! It's Goody!

(Josh G)

3. Jeff Johnson - Back on Track, Beatin' the Flack, During the Day the Sky is Blue and At Night It's Dark

(Jeff J)

4. Q - Mrs. Butterworth and Bob Parlocha Present

(Q)

5. Tim Pieper - The Super-Mega Soap Opera Show

(Timp, NVG, Leslie Preisser)

6. Jud Gruber - An Entirely Fictitious Open Letter to the Elderly Russian Men Who Live In My Head and Argue About Chess: A Rock Opera

(Jud, Timp)

7. Fedge, Steevo, and Mikey - Awesome Monkey-Face, Rock On

(Fedge, Steevo, Mikey)

8. (Nick Johnson [arranged by]) - Coffins for Vincent Starrett

(Nick J, Joel Zummack)

9. Andy Schroeder - Two Passion Playas

(Andy S, Timp, Luke P, Jesse Wozniak, Crystal Schneider)

10. Jesse Wozniak - Canus et Lupus, Volume II: The Awakening

(Woz)

11. Tom Willoughby - Creative Help! Help! My Foot Is On Fire!

(Tom W)

12. Chris McGahan - I Hate

(Chris M)

13. Katie Johnson - It's a Second Grader's Christmas

(Katie J)

14. Luke Pingel - Imitation of Art

(Luke P, NVG)

15. Neil Van Gorder - Dominatrixes of Glass, and The Secret Individual Reaches Out and Touches Someone

(NVG)